Day #5 - ULTIMATE BOOTY FLOP

I cannot believe I am in a room with ten people.  I think I, like, trust three of them.    

Last night I told UGB I would give them my vote to stay but, yeah... bouncing that check.  I don't care who really goes on that side of the house between the both of them.  

UGB, I know you are a dude.  Likely a young dude.  Likely a dude who is still bouncing quarters into red solo cups on the weekend.  

Bye, dude.  

And, for the record, work on the flirt game.  Sexual innuendo in DMs takes some finesse.  You were terrible at it.  And, also, if you're going to flirt, wait for a signal.  You were all over me like a fumbling jock with a grade school vocab if I even so much as said hello.   That sucked because I realllllllly wanted to like you.  

So, in honor of your eviction today, I leave you with these immortal words that you once sent to me after I told you that I would "bend over backwards" to save you last night:

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Uwww my head just got stuck on "I will bend over".. lol jkjk  But yes thank you Amy you are a precious gift

Yeah.  You can bend over now.  Consider it a gift.

Sorry, not sorry.

PEACE!

BITCH I CHOKED