'THE TARGETS' - New Sitcom COMING SOON on NBC

Coming soon on NBC a new hilarious sitcom filmed in front of a live studio audience.

It's.... "THE TARGETS!"

*a catchy theme song starts to play*

Starring Aaron Ramsey.... Buffy Summers.... and Villanelle!

What wacky adventures will these three get into in this game? Who trusts who?.... or better yet who shouldn't be trusted? The soccer star? The vampire slayer? or a psychopathic assassin?

We cut the Aaron Ramsey and Buffy Summers with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They stare at Villanelle, wondering if this was a mistake. A game of cat and mouse is afoot. Who is the cat and who is the mouse?

Aaron Ramsey and Buffy Summers have different motivations than Villanelle does on why these room even exists. Aaron Ramsey and Buffy Summers want to keep Villanelle on a close leash but they certainly DON'T TRUST HER! I mean how could they, their plot to backdoor her last night fell through. What gives them the most suspense is not know whether or not Villanelle believes them or not.

Deep down they are scared, they don't want Villanelle to win HOH tonight. Uh oh. What if she does? What if Villanelle wins HOH? Did they do enough work to convince her not to target them? Or does Villanelle see through the charade and know they are the ones to go after? We'll find out on the series premier of.... THE TARGETS.

*laugh track can be heard*

BITCH I CHOKED lmmnfjfbf <3 watch yall make f3 not trusting each other one bit (not confirming they do or don't trust, just reacting to your post)

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VOICE OVER: On this episode of.... THE TARGETS

Those WACKY adventures with Buffy, Aaron and Villanelle are off to a WILD start!

What started out looking like ONE THING is suddenly turning into SOMETHING ELSE.

Villanelle doesn't trust Buffy. Buffy doesn't trust Villanelle. Meanwhile Aaron sits in the corner trying to eat his BREAKFAST. Side eyeing everyone.

*** Studio audience howls with LAUGHTER ***

Who's going to take the first shot at each other and show that THE TARGETS group is a mere DOG and PONY show? a... FACADE?

*** RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT can be HEARD ***

But wait! There's so many things going on, the waters are MUDDY. They are muddy to the point where it MIGHT force VILLANELLE and BUFFY to work together?! This can't end well can it?

These are uncharted territories ahead but the phrase the ENEMY of an ENEMY is a FRIEND might apply here. Is the KEY 3 a real THREAT? Are DW, Syd and Big T are AFOOT?

*** Studio audience GASPS ***

Or is this just a continuation of the CAT and MOUSE game between Buffy and Villanelle? Only time will tell...

We'll all find out soon in this explosively hilarious episode of.... THE TARGETS

LAST NIGHT on.... THE TARGETS

Villanelle has been CARTED off to go into QUARANTINE for 24 hours.

Buffy last night to Aaron probably be like....

BUFFY:
"It was YOUR stupid idea to have me give my advantage to that fukin idiot VILLANELLE! Now we are totally F'D. You HAVE to play your idol on me."

We zoom out to see that Buffy is dressed like a DOMINATRIX and Aaron is dressed up like a little pup on all fours handcuffed to a BED. Aaron crying, nodding his head.

AARON:
"YES MA'AM, YES!"

Buffy SMACKS Aaron's ass.

* Live Studio Audience Erupts with LAUGHTER *

VARIETY MAGAZINE is reporting that NBC has officially CANCELED the.... THE TARGETS

Critics called it "too forced, and unfunny"

Some cited the show to be too "crazy, unrealistic, preposterous"

Goodnight everyone. Love you all.

LMAO I AM OBSESSED