Eviction Ceremony #11 - Cameron Van Buren VS Villanelle

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These are the kind of speeches I’m here for.

Theses speeches > everyone elses

So this is a shot in the dark here. I respect all of you. I do, I think you're all fun to play the game with so me doing this is not me trying to disrespect anyone. But I have nothing to lose here.

I'm going to talk in third person here and tell a story.

Villanelle and Aaron/Buffy have been doing a dangerous dance with each other for a while now. We all have guns pointing at each other, but they are concealed and we both have smiling faces when we look at each other but we both know that one of us is waiting to take the shot sooner rather than later. None of us really trust each other and the only reason why we are acting cordial with each other is because deep down we are kind of afraid of each other and what we are capable of.

Which disappoints me, because I've been having fun with this little game of cat and mouse with them. They know they can't trust me, and I know I can't trust them. So I was expecting a very fun ending with fireworks. If one of us were to lose, I figured there would be a gradiose, explosive conclusion to it. But sadly. it doesn't seem that way.

It looks like Buffy and Aaron are trying to take me out, but in the most boring, limp dick way possible. Guys, if you want me out of the game, I would love nothing more than you two to relish in it. But it seems like you are hedging your bets with going all in on the Anti-Villanelle train to my face yet because you might think I can get the votes.

What's even funnier is that the fact that a tie might happen. Yeah go run to Pedro, or anyone, and desperatly beg them not to make it a tie so you don't have to force Aaron to make a big boy decision to slit my throat. Oh no please, Aaron feels too bad to actually do it, so we have to manufacture a scenario where it looks like the blood isn't on your hands. Why the F wouldn't you want the blood on your hands? That's how I would like to go.

It's kind of weird and wacky too that DW and Buffy both are voting to evict me. Aren't these two at odds. DW was going around acting like I'm some kind of pawn for Aaron and that it would actually hurt him if everyone evicted me instead of Cameron. Is that so DW? Is that actually the reason why? Because anybody with eyes can see through it, and anybody with eyes knows that I'm the actual target of Aaron and Buffy.

I don't know guys, it doesn't seem like a tough decision to me. If you want me here, to just absolutely swing for the fences with reckless abandonment. Keep me, vote for me to stay. I don't mind going down the line, I'm willing to fall on a sword later down the road if it means we can flush out one of those powers.

Idk, I think right now, I'm toast. But if I can get 4 votes to stay. You won't regret it. But if I go, sure, go ahead and allow Buffy and Aaron to walk all over this game with the DPOV, Immunities at the disposal. They are salivating at the idea of taking me out because it's one less challenge threat in their way.

Bless you all.

Jim was who I wanted tonight. You were actually just an opportunity. But thank you for your thoughts.

If you and Aaron want me out. You should relish this kill and take ownership for it.

I should show you the conversation I was having with Aaron before. The guy sounded like a flighty, neurotic mess who is afraid to get blood on his hands. That man will get his ass kicked by you in the finals. I mean no disrespect, you guys are playing to win and that's good. But I will respect and admire your game far more than his.

I have no patience when people manufacture scenarios as a way to make it look like the real culprits don't have blood on their hands.

DW keep trying to keep your allies with nonsense excuses about how me being evicted is actually a way to spite Buffy and Aaron. Anybody who is aligned with DW who is sold on the idea that she is someone who wants to take Buffy and Aaron out, take notice and run from her. She's not interested in such.

You can’t expect people to want to put you straight up, seeing your veto prowess. I would have put you up next to Jim, no doubt about it, because either of you would be a win in my book, but this wasn’t my HOH.

By all means blindside the shit out of me and backdoor me. A great move, a smart move. But after the fact, when I'm now on the block post-veto, i'm pretty much out the door, Aaron is still acting like this is a scenario where he's dodging responsibility for it.

I'm glad to hear you would've taken me out and owned the move if you were HOH. It seems like Aaron is afraid of ownership, which is why you are a superior player in this game.

Aaron didn’t want to get rid of you. It was me. He told people he wanted Cameron gone but to vote how they wanted. He wanted you gone in the long run, but not tonight. My other option just wasn’t a viable one.

I don’t give a shit who knows what because lines have been drawn and at this point it’s us against pretty much everyone.

I love the stage of the game when lines are drawn <3

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