Chanel #3’s Season 3 Cast Assessment

Join date : 2020-06-10

Welcome to my blogging space.

Good evening there. Tonight the houseguests are moving in and there are twenty-one spots per the post where people are signing up. A large cast, but still the smallest in this series. For whatever reason, Arisa loves to torture herself with large casts.

Disclaimer: These blogs are meant for entertainment purposes and if you cry about these when you read them, sucks to suck.

Ariana Grande: What are the odds of my sorority sister joining this? She was not that bright and basically got herself killed, plus her popularity is the ~only~ reason Frankenstein is even relevant. The world did not have enough room for another Disney wannabe with a long ponytail but I guess we are stuck with it so might as well make the best of it.

Barney Stinson: Whoever this is just screams “douche” and I’m not sure we are ready for another season with a bunch of man whores who just walk around thinking they’re God’s gift to women. I hope he flames out in an epic fashion ala Pedro from last season because that would be legendary. If he’s an early boot he has nobody to blame but myself.

Bea Miller: Oh great, another teenybopper musician. Never heard of her to be honest and she does not interest me enough to want to check her out. Who knows, maybe her music is great, but just by judging her in the Kitchen area, I don’t think I am missing out on much *shrugs*. Edit: I went back to check it out, because why limit myself to such a narrow opinion without validating? Yeah, still not a fan.

Daniele Donato: Her shrill voice back in BB8 was enough for any man to lose his boner but I was pleasantly surprised with how she did in BB13 despite playing an objectively worse game. At least she provided the entertainment that season, as well as the much needed rebellion again the awful Jeff/Jordan and Rachel/Brendon pairing. Too bad she was stuck with players like Adam, Lawon, Kalia, Porsche. I am surprised she just did not self-evict after being stuck with a strategically inept cast.

David Rose: Oh someone from Schitt’s Creek is on here. I kinda find his character enjoyable but I would not be surprised if someone gets annoyed. I guess it just depends on how he is in this game. I hope he does well, as I think he can probably get along with both the men and women of the house. Sorry if you people were expecting me to sass all of the players.

Elizaveta Tukamysheva: Literally her name is ridiculous to type out so I feel bad for anyone who requests a room with her and doesn’t realize she’s fine with going by “Eliza”. For some reason I read her name as “Elizabeth TouchMySheeva” and it briefly reminded me of the four-armed Amazon woman from Mortal Kombat. Anyway she’s a Russian figure skater so hopefully she can skate her way into a victory, and if she sucks at the game, fingers crossed she takes a few people down on her way out.

Hailey Burns: She is so ridiculously obvious, such a hot mess of a player already. Her character choice is a bit off-putting but if the hosts are fine with accepting this, it’s fine. I trust their judgment. I just feel like she is the type of player to overplay which can lead to some hilarious antics on the board. I’m genuinely curious to see how far she could go. All I know is that if I were playing, she would be my first target, once again. It’s like we are destined to dance the dance.

Hermann Rorschach: A unique character selection. I’m guessing whoever chose him was studying their psychology textbook for a college exam and saw his picture/biography and thought “hey, this would be such an amazing pick!” I don’t get the reasoning behind it but maybe nobody will take him seriously, at least right now. I know he’s associated with the inkblot tests so I am hoping he just posts random inkblot pictures in his Diary Room with no context just to confuse the hosts. That is the only way I can stan this queen.

Justin Trudeau: Someone is clearly trying to score some brownie points with Kathy. We know you picked Justin since you were a last minute addition and wanted to not come in totally disadvantaged. What better way to get into Kathy’s pants than playing Justin Trudeau? I kinda wish you chose Donald Trump instead just so we can have Kathy develop a ~seething~ hatred of you. It wasn’t meant to be, I suppose.

Kam: No idea who she is except that she was on The Challenge and that’s about it. I think she’s pretty popular though? So I guess this is your chance to wow me. Oh yeah she was also disgusted by the whole Dee Nguyen BLM comments which I believe was discussed in the group chat. I digress. I was working at the time and there was no way I can keep up with that many posts, sorry? I have high hopes for you!

Klaus Hargreeves: When I saw Klaus was in the game I immediately thought of the fish and I was severely disappointed when I found out it was actually a human. Anyway he comes on the Umbrella Academy which was created by Gerard Way, who was probably in my top bands on my iPod back in the day when it was cool to listen to My Chemical Romance. Seems like the typical flirty character this season which could be an effective strategy but if this cast is anything like last season, he might be in trouble.

Lauren Jauregui: What is with all these little girls singing and playing this game? I would find it kinda creepy to even entertain the idea of a showmance even though she’s technically 23. To me it’s just weird anytime someone is younger than me even though I’m just ~old~ Anyway I don’t listen to Fifth Harmony that much but I did listen to one song before and it was a little catchy so I’m not totally hating. I just want to see more sass from you though.

Maggie Pierce: Do people still watch Grey’s Anatomy? I assumed they canceled that a long time ago when it became a cringy soap opera where everyone was either dead or horny. I don’t recall a lot from this show so I don’t remember her. Google says she showed up later in the series so that’s probably why she’s a question mark. Hopefully she does well in this game. I assume she has many years of experience since clearly whoever picked her watches Grey’s Anatomy after watching the daily Price is Right.

Momo: I seriously thought this would be the creepy viral half woman/half fugbeast that’s been threatening children to do crazy things. This Momo sucks in comparison. Please go. Instead we are stuck with a neopet and that’s monumentally less cooler than any potential Momo could have brought us. You ought to be ashamed.

Patrick Star: He came in a season too late but at least his picture isn’t the creepy one where he’s on his rock staring down. For some reason that picture makes me ~extremely~ uncomfortable. I mean this one does too, because the facial positioning seems just a ~little~ off. I mean what’s up with that mouth. At least we were spared from a Spongebot/Patrick showmance that would have been obnoxious to follow throughout the season.

Peter Griffin: Everything about Peter’s existence makes me want to dunk my head in a kitchen fryer. Oh wait. I don’t like how his chin resembles male genitalia nor do I like his obnoxious laugh that he does for no reason other than to induce stupidity. Plus his Megealousy is awful. Please go.

Riku: I love how when this game started he shamelessly posted a selfie of him because I guess he thought he’d make all the girls in this cast quiver a bit but I don’t think he realized he was supposed to post his character. So then he posted an anime character which is the worst 180 anybody can ever make. Nobody is going to want to work with someone with crazy hair. He should have stuck with the selfie pic and I think more people would have gravitated towards him. Good luck though!

Rose the Hat: Wendy Wonka <3 She is a bit eccentric and I am not entirely sure how I feel about her. She appeared in Doctor Sleep so clearly whoever this is must be a sociopath. She’s the type of person who wears socks with her sandals and pours her milk in the bowl before the cereal. What kind of abomination allows that? I dunno, she’s weird enough that I just might be able to enjoy her for now until she inevitably terrifies everyone.

Rue Bennett: Haven’t seen this show but I am getting good vibes from her character (thank you Wikipedia, because I didn’t have enough time to binge watch a few episodes). I hope you mastermind a whole girls alliance and take out all these ~disgusting~ men. Crossing my fingers and hoping you’re going to slide by and strike them in the face when the right time comes by <3

Shelli Poole: If they made a live action movie about Barbies, I think Shelli would have the starring role. Everything about her is perfect to the point that I doubt she was born a human being. I imagine that if we dig deep enough we’d probably find out she’s recyclable plastic. Hopefully now that there is no Clay here she could do well but if testosterone is the reason she bombs, I’m out.

Winston Hines: This guy was so boring in Big Brother and I was relieved when he got the boot because I think I found my white bread more amusing. The only thing he had going for him was that he was semi attractive but he managed to find a way to even ruin that. I do not think there was anything redeeming about him at all so why someone would choose to pick him instead of literally ~anybody~ else is beyond me.

Join date : 2020-06-10

So the twist this season is a Triples Twist which basically means people who get nominated are getting nominated as trios and those in the trio that survive eviction are immune. Interesting twist. Sounds awful in regards to strategizing. Since there are seven trios in round one, it basically means that the first Head of Household has to nominate a third of the eligible houseguests in the game on the first day. That’s equivalent to someone nominating five people on day one in a regular BB season. I do feel like winning HOH this season would be awful, unless you have nothing to lose.

Can we discuss the elephant in the room and mention the fact that Hailey requested a private room on the public threads? She’s either trying to sabotage people or she legitimately screwed that up. So either way she can’t be trusted with valuable information because she’s the type of player to leak this and nobody is going to need such a liability for a partner.

Anyway, here are my rankings for the round (based on how much I like them as a viewer, not based on how well I think they’re doing). Please note that this ranking is a hot mess because there are so many people and this is the very beginning so everyone is pretty much on the same level except the top few and the bottom few.

#1 Hailey Burns: She is literally the biggest train wreck of the season but I am all here for her legendary downfall in all of its glory. The fact that she was able to leak a private room request and still avoid the nomination block this week is what dreams are made out of. Continue to deliver some awful antics.

#2 Klaus Hargreeves: Klaus is one of the more regular active posters on here which I can appreciate. He has not said or done anything too annoying so I do not feel like there is a reason to hate on him yet. I still resent the fact he was not a fish but I will overlook that for now, ~I guess~.

#3 Kam: This queen won the first Head of Household competition and still got screwed over with this twist since she had no idea she would be pissing off six people. I feel like with this twist, it’s almost a guarantee someone will take themselves off with the Power of Veto if not two people. Props to her for taking a chance and going for the first punch.

#4 Rose the Hat: This one literally got into a sassmatch with Pedro so I already like her for this, despite him calling her out for her floppy cheekbones. She also gets points for winning the Power of Veto challenge and proving that she’s not totally useless in this game.

#5 Rue Bennett: Like Rose, she also won the Power of Veto. Unlike Rose, I do not find her super captivating. It might be a case of “too early to make a splash”, but she does not do anything for me, sorry. Hopefully she can lay low for now and surprise us all later down the line.

#6 Barney Stinson: Not as awful as I had anticipated and I do appreciate his enthusiasm in the game. He seems a little friendly, maybe a little ~too~ friendly but I will give him the benefit of the doubt. He is on the block right now so I am sure he can strike enough deals right now while it is an easy vote (I mean obviously the inactive should go, right?)

#7 Ariana Grande: Amanda Grande has been laying low but still being active enough to not totally be background furniture. I think right now she is probably in one of the better spots. I would rank her higher but I need to know for sure that this is deliberate instead of her legitimately being MOTR.

#8 Riku: Every time I see his avatar it reminds me of a character from Space Jam where all these monsters are like 40 feet tall. Seems friendly enough, but if he doesn’t pick a shorter avatar he might just subconsciously annoy people in the long run. I mean, who wants to scroll 50 feet just to see the latest post?

#9 Momo: Momo has potential to be amazing here. I mean she (he/it/I don’t even know?) posted its eviction vote in the eviction ceremony thread which is clearly a ruse since it was posted that they have to actually create a voting thread (good job on whoever came up with that rule? I have personally hated when there is like 20 different voting threads). I can see Momo going up the ranks quickly.

#10 Patrick Star: I think I have a feeling I know who this could be but I am going to bite my tongue on this one for now. Anyway, Patrick has also been just there and at least his facial expression is amusing enough to not take him seriously but I want to see more than just his blow up doll imitation.

#11 Daniele Donato: Yet another MOTR player who has been laying low but still remaining active. It’s so tough to rank all these people when they’re all just watching paint dry. It’s not the worst strategy, and probably the best since we all saw last season how being super active on threads can draw a huge target on you. I want savage Dani though.

#12 David Rose: He is not as OTT as I thought he would be which is probably a good thing. I still get good vibes from him. He does not seem to be as much of a hot mess but I do worry for the men this season. It seems like women’s alliances are the only ones people want to commit to so I am hoping he realizes that soon and tries to do something about it and not be an epic fail. Also, can you please vote in the future? Kthanks!

#13 Peter Griffin: Seems to be a fan of Pedro and Kway from last season so he cannot he completely awful but he still has not done much and I rarely care for animated characters in this game. I just think it’s extremely limiting. I mean who is going to want to align with someone like Peter Griffin? Outwardly he’s not physically attractive and lol if he is some strategic mastermind. Maybe he can Spongebob his way deep into the game?

#14 Bea Miller: Probably one of the most lukewarm characters in the game. Not bad, not good, just there. She has a great look going for her; is she going to be the Disney version of Jenn City? Not counting her out just yet...

#15 Shelli Poole: Has not been terribly active but it’s also the first round and people are getting used to the forum. Come on Barbie, we all know you have potential underneath. You’re going on the bottom so far though since I have not seen the inner goddess I know you can bring.

#16 Maggie Pierce: Posting enough but hasn’t delivered anything, good or bad. Still not over her being from Grey’s Anatomy and if you don’t think I’m not going to hold that against her, oh boy you have another thing coming.

#17 Elizaveta Tuktamysheva: She lurks around a lot from what I’ve seen. Don’t mind it too much because it could be a strategy but it would be nice to flesh out some personality here. You have hot mess material written all over you. Come and dish it out. Don’t be boring.

#18 Lauren Jauregui: Probably one of the most boring “active” players left in the game. I need you to step it up and not be a forgettable player. I am going to hold out a little longer and have faith in you but if you don’t do something great, then you are going to be floating at the bottom every round.

#19 Justin Trudeau: The only reason you rank higher than the others is strictly because you were at least evicted the proper way. Whatever. You still sucked here too.

#20 Hermann Rorschach: Such a disappointment since I wanted to see some amazing psychological warfare going on but I guess you lost interest. It could be worse though; you could have signed up as Winston.

#21 Winston Hines: Has not even bothered to make a post since he came in. Such a waste. Bye.

Join date : 2020-06-10

So because three lame people left last round, Arisa and Cent basically had to modify the rules to compensate, which effectively screwed over anyone who would have been safe (so basically Shelli and Rue). I mean, in a way they didn’t get screwed since they made it to the top 18 anyway, but it does suck for them not being able to enjoy the twist right away.

Again, the game has been pretty quiet, at least on the forefront. I guess these houseguests realize it’s much better to play behind the scenes instead of making themselves a target.

I’m not going to lie, the fact that Hailey publicly rooted for people during the Head of Household competition followed by Klaus choosing two of them to square off made me cackle louder than I should have. Riku even asked if that was her alliance. At this point it’s clear Hailey is playing an awful game and this path to her demise will be thoroughly enjoyable. I just hope she does not bring down good players on her way out.

Anyway, here are my rankings for the round (based on how much I like them as a viewer, not based on how well I think they’re doing). Please note that this ranking is a hot mess because there are still a ton of people and it seems like this cast is actually sane for once versus last season where everyone was ridiculously OTT.

#1 Hailey Burns: The queen continues to stay on top and she is the gift that keeps on giving! Besides the incident I described above, she also threw a fit upon being nominated and it is quite a treat! She is not going to put up with being nominated and she is going to call it like it is. These newcomers are probably like WTF in regards to her. If only they knew <3 I am just absolutely devastated that she is getting the boot already. Such a tragedy. I am legitimately upset. [-]

#2 Klaus Hargreeves: Klaus continues to be a source of entertainment, specifically when he chose two of Hailey’s allies to square off in the Head of Household competition and giving zero f*cks. So far he is my favorite male character of the season and hopefully he can use that good energy and materialize it into a victory. [-]

#3 Rose the Hat: Rose is going up a bit in my rankings because she almost killed it in the Head of Household competition (and totally dominating that Power of Veto competition) and also did not hesitate in calling out Hailey for bringing her nomination onto herself. I can see her becoming a favorite if she can get past Hailey’s whirlpool of destruction. [+1]

#4 Riku: The player with the biggest jump in rankings this round. I did not expect him to be a challenge beast this early, let alone at all. I figured he would just unsuccessfully hide in the background and be a bumbling giant when it came to competitions. He’s clearly a bold player and I have to say, I appreciate the ballsiness. [+4]

#5 Momo: Loved that his plea to stay was for everyone to vote out the snakes lmao. Subtle yet so savage. Please continue to sass the other nominees when you are on the block and that alone would just be legendary. Tied with Riku for the biggest jump in rankings this round, and originally had remained in the same spot but being nominated and receiving an eviction vote has bumped him way up <3 Thanks for the laughs. [+4]

#6 Kam: So this round Kam drops the most in rankings out of everyone, but it does not have to do with her so much as it has to do with Rose, Riku, and Momo jumping past her this round. What can I say, I am a sucker for entertainment and it seems as though Kam is laying low for nice, which is always impressive for someone who was the first Head of Household. Keep up the good work. [-3]

#7 Rue Bennett: Rue has not really done much this round either but she’s pretty fun with her GIF game for now and seems to be semi active. I will assume she is also just laying low for now, which may not be the most entertaining but it is the most efficient. [-2]

#8 Barney Stinson: Once again he finds himself on the block and he shamelessly jokes about the veto being used on him. He’s so ridiculous it’s almost charming. At least he keeps things light hearted and does not sound desperate. Stay sane plz. Not sure how he is going to react about receiving 3 votes cast against him and nearly being evicted. Come on Barney, let’s do some damage control! [-2]

#9 Ariana Grande: Ariana has still hid in the shadows here. She did deny the existence of the girls alliance since Hailey threw her name out there but fortunately she is immune regardless so we cannot tell if she is in any danger or if she just lucked out with the Head of Household being on the same team as her. [-2]

#10 Patrick Star: Patrick at this point just reminds me of an overly excited player with a very quiet under the radar game. That would probably worry me a lot. His happy-go-lucky attitude is working so far but I want to see someone randomly cockblock him and see what he does. [-]

#11 Daniele Donato: Has not done anything offensive or entertaining this round so she does not really move at all. Maybe a challenge win can light a fire under her. If not I’ll just have to bring her husband in so she starts being more lively. [-]

#12 David Rose: At least this time it looks like he might actually vote on time. I guess I need to see it happen before I jump for joy. Otherwise he has not done anything noteworthy this round either so he stays in the same spot. [-]

#13 Shelli Poole: Has not done anything this round except randomly become a nominee again despite the Head of Household not nominating her. I attribute this to Arisa’a drunken state of mind. This random incident already made her more memorable than some of these other borewhores so good job. [+2]

#14 Maggie Pierce: Well she has not done a lot this round but Hailey is randomly telling people to save her so I anticipate people coming after her now lmao. If she ends up being a casualty of being guilty by association, I will smash my phone. Edit: Looks like eviction is posted and it seems like her inactivity + Hailey’s campaign to keep her in the game definitely worked against her. Hailey being such a ~FORCE~ and influencing more than just her own eviction <3 Anyway she is going up for being more relevant than some of the other players in the game, at least this round. [+2]

#15 Peter Griffin: Peter has not done anything in this game except post in random areas like the drunken hot mess that he is and it’s very obvious on what he’s doing but nobody will come at him. At least for now. [-2]

#16 Bea Miller: Continues to be irrelevant in the game. There is nothing redeeming about her in this game but at least Maggie/Shelli were more memorable this round so that’s the only reason why she is sliding her way down the ranks. [-2]

#17 Elizaveta Tuktamysheva: You would think I would have her over Maggie but she has not done anything of note (like Maggie) but she also does not have the Hailey stigma working against her so I gave Maggie higher placing since it’s not her fault (if you ignore the being inactive part xoxo). She’s just in the background. Boring, basic, bye. [-]

#18 Lauren Jauregui: Lauren still has not done ~anything~ interesting at all and it looks like she is going to stick around for another round. She must be whoring herself out to a bunch of people behind the scenes and we just cannot appreciate it. [-]

#19 Justin Trudeau [-]

#20 Hermann Rorschach [-]

#21 Winston Hines [-]

Join date : 2020-06-10

Now there are sixteen players in the game and it seems like all the inactive players are gone. Good riddance. We do not need anyone slowing down the pace of the game. The only good thing is that the first Heads of Household at least had a chance to build relationships and make deals. And now we actually have the game starting. Everyone better buckle up.

Anyway, here are my rankings for the round (based on how much I like them as a viewer, not based on how well I think they’re doing). Please note that this ranking is a hot mess because there are a lot of background characters but the few hidden gems here are starting to pop out.

#1 Hailey Burns [-]

#2 Rose the Hat: Rose is winning competitions left and right and has finally secured a Head of Household victory. She has already been nominated twice, so to me it makes sense on what she should do. That being said, a smart player would take full advantage of her reign and get people back on her side. Does she still have a chance at redemption with these people or will they be set on getting her out? Only time will tell. But the fact that she nominated the two Heads of Household that nominated her previously, I think I am in love. [+1]

#3 Riku: This round he has been a complete train wreck and he straight up called Rose for being a challenge threat. This is hilarious and I am here for him dragging her through the mud. He is not going to leave without a fight which is almost sad to think about when you realize he was HOH literally just the last round. How does one ruin a reign like that? Either way, it has been a blast having him in the game and I hope he returns with the battle back competition. [+1]

#4 Klaus Hargreeves: Klaus has dropped from my favorite male in the game. He has not done much out in public, though I would not be surprised if he is playing hard behind the scenes. Riku may have surpassed him as my favorite but this can quickly go back if Klaus decides to win some challenges and stir some chaos. Stop being useless and win a challenge plz. [-2]

#5 Momo: Momo has not done much this round, probably because of his “birthday”, which let’s be real, if anyone believes, then they’re just a moron. I hope Momo is nominated soon. Not because I want him to be evicted, because then my interest in this season will quickly dissipate, but only because I know he will talk shit and that should be highly amusing. [-]

#6 Kam: Kam has been pretty quiet this round which is probably for the best. She was the first Head of Household so I assume she has some established deals going on, plus she is not stooping down to this drama, which is a smart play for her. I think Riku being so vocal on the thread probably worked in her favor, since she can lay low and let him become a huge target. This is why I think she is in this to win it. [-]

#7 Lauren Jauregui: Even when she is nominated she is still more boring than wonder bread. I will say though, it was pretty ironic that she randomly came in like a wrecking ball and stole that Power of Veto win from Riku. Such a slap in the face but I mean it’s also pretty amusing in a petty way. I hope she gets through the game being furniture and randomly winning clutch competitions just to mess with everyone else’s gameplay. Biggest jump of the season, but I attribute this to the shock factor of randomly beating out challenge threat Riku and sealing his fate. [+11]

#8 Rue Bennett: Rue still has not done much since the beginning but she has also been able to avoid any real danger unlike other people who have previously won the power of veto. I expect her to ride the tides until it is time to play again and then she will strike. [-1]

#9 Barney Stinson: Oh wow, the first round where he is not on the block. This must be so surreal for him. I think now that he is off the block, he should be able to solidify himself some deals and avoid the chopping block again. Plz continue being a man whore. [-1]

#10 Ariana Grande: My sorority sister is dropping, and it seems like her association with Riku is putting her in hot water. I do get that the trios twist makes this tricky, but she is going to be lumped with him whether she likes it or not so she better start getting people on her side or she just might bounce out of the house. [-1]

#11 David Rose: Seems to still be active enough to not be totally forgotten by everyone but still not really that great in challenges where he’s amusing in that aspect. I get the feeling he is lol probably super good in challenges but he’s pretending to be super clumsy. [+1]

#12 Shelli Poole: Barely showed up, but I think this was just more of a weekend thing than people not caring to be here. I hope her name is still randomly left in the template so she can bitch at Arisa about being nominated still. [+1]

#13 Maggie Pierce [+1]

#14 Peter Griffin: There is something very punchable about his face and the fact that that is what keeps him a little relevant is just sad. He has not done much at all and he is probably utilizing one of those boring under-the-radar strategies that seem to plague Big Brother. [+1]

#15 Patrick Star: Honestly at this point if it were not for his avatar I could see him sliding down to the very bottom of this list. He has not done anything amusing or unique. Another Bikini Bottom fail. [-5]

#16 Elizaveta Tuktamysheva: The only reason she is still somewhat memorable is her long name which would be such a bitch to type from memory. She has not really done much either but to be fair she was also nominated recently so the last thing she wants to do is piss people off or standing out in any capacity. Plz blend in the background and try not to be arrogant when you inevitably step out of the shadows to take over the game. [+1]

#17 Daniele Donato: I literally almost forgot that she was in this round. This is such a shame because I adore the real Dani D but this incarnation of her has been non-existent, at least on the threads. Again, it is hard to assess when we do not see her behind the scenes. You’re too close to rock bottom here Sad

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#18 Bea Miller: Bea is now the most useless competitor in the game. At least Lauren has done something. Bea continues to slip into oblivion. It might be some decent strategy but it is a total snooze fest for viewers. Fingers crossed we somehow lose her in the next eviction and we have Riku return. [-2]

#19 Justin Trudeau [-]

#20 Hermann Rorschach [-]

#21 Winston Hines [-]

Join date : 2020-06-10

ROUND FOUR

Head of Household: Klaus
Pre-Veto Nominations: Momo | Lauren
Power of Veto: Shelli
Post-Veto Nominations: Momo | Rose
Evicted: Rose (9-2-X)
Voting Breakdown: Bea - no vote

Fifteen players left, the twist is over, it feels like we are doing a classic game of Big Brother now. I’m curious to see how everyone does without the security/complexity of the trios/duos twist. What’s the best way to start the game anew? A good ol’ fashioned endurance competition, which honestly would make me ragequit. I do not see how people can commit so much time to something so inconsequential. If you have a decent social game, you should have nothing to worry about.

Anyway, here are my rankings for the round (based on how much I like them as a viewer, not based on how well I think they’re doing). Please note that this ranking is a hot mess because there are ~still~ a lot of background characters who continue to stay background characters.

#1 Hailey Burns [-]

#2 Rose the Hat: Even as the outgoing Head of Household, it felt like there was a lot at stake with Rose since she did nominate two of the previous Heads of Household. The nominations were really safe, which is odd considering these people stayed up all night just to nominate the inactives. Except it was all a ploy, as Lauren was removed from the block and Rose went up as a replacement. Oh boy, I bet her face became red, red, red. She engaged in some hilarious sass match with Klaus about him being shady and how she is not, but this is Big Brother. It became clear that she was the one getting the boot but she also did well in dragging Klaus down with her. I think his reputation might be tarnished a little, plus let’s not forget he is now the biggest threat in the game now that Rose has been rudely robbed from making at least jury. I hope she comes back from the battle back just to make all these people squirm. [-]

#3 Klaus Hargreeves: I love me some Klaus but his blatant attempt at trying to win this Head of Household challenge by strong-arming everyone did not sit well with me, though as a viewer, I have to say that I loved it. He casually throws out they should agree on a winner, but when he realizes everyone is fine with that but also wanna win, he’s like “OKAY LET’S VOTE FOR SOMEONE BUT IT CANNOT BE YOURSELF”. Bro, we see what you are trying to do. I think it is a slap to everyone else in the game, but hey, it is quite the spectacle. I love when Klaus becomes a gamebot and overheats. Makes for glorious moments such as these. So once he won Head of Household, I just knew all the gears were turning and he was malfunctioning. So guess who was surprised when he decided to come after Rose and blindside her? Not I! Loving the feud between them and bummed out it is not a season-long power struggle. He did manage to get Rose out but we still have thirteen more people to eliminate so the odds of him making it to the very end are not very assuring. I would love for him to make it far though, mostly because I think he is the type of player to spazz out when things don’t go his way. [+1]

#4 Momo: Momo not even bothering with this Head of Household challenge for very long, talk about a UTR challenge social goddess. Then she rudely gets nominated by Klaus, which is actually hilarious to read. I really am rooting for him after this. Leaving Klaus on read would of course make him overheat and it is refreshing to see such innocuous actions annoy him. I love that he just gave zero fvcks about even communicating with Klaus beforehand which makes this 1000x more entertaining. I just wish he gave us more fireworks at the nomination ceremony but I will take what I can get with this cast. He did throw a little sass upon realizing he had two votes cast against him so there’s that. [+1]

#5 Riku [-2]

#6 Kam: Kam stays under the radar which is probably best since she had previously won Head of Household and then she was nominated. Right now I fully expect her to stay out of harm’s way and hopefully she comes back with a vengeance later down the line and steamrolls the competition. That post she made calling out Rose though. Iconic. She is definitely perceptive and that will get her places. [-]

#7 Barney Stinson: Barney, after being nominated for the first few rounds, has the opportunity to redeem himself with a victory and it seems like he actually had the chance to win. But of course Klaus is a robot so he did not stand a chance. He eventually succumbs to sleep which is not inherently bad but in this game, that is a mistake. No I’m kidding, but I sure hope he worked something out with the current Head of Household. What is the point in being eliminated from an endurance competition without making an extra deal behind closed doors? He was already promised safety this round. He should have gone for more. It’s hard to rank him because I don’t know if he did take any proactive steps but I guess we will find out soon enough. [+2]

#8 Lauren Jauregui: I love that Lauren’s biggest contribution this season was being a total inactive, winning the veto competition that sealed Riku’s fate in the game, and then faded back into obscurity. Talk about such a controversial strategy. I still find it entertaining and I hope she adopts this pendulum strategy and randomly wins out the final Head of Household where she should then be granted a unanimous victory from this ~bitter~ jury. [-1]

#9 Rue Bennett: Rue and her GIFs are what kept the endurance thread somewhat entertaining and then everyone was boring after that. I am glad the queen got her beauty sleep while all these people scrambled for power. I can tell she is biding her time and sharpening her knives. [-1]

#10 Shelli Poole: My favorite moment of her this round is completely falling out of the competition and still posting as if she had no idea she was eliminated. I love how every memorable moment of her in game involves her or someone else being a drunken mess. Plz continue to deliver such inebriated incidents. Then leave it to this queen to win out on the Power of Veto challenge which is half luck, half strategy. I see a bright future for this one. [+2]

#11 David Rose: David continues to not be on anyone’s radar which I greatly appreciate. He is too cute to be nominated and I will riot the very first time he is. I’m not sure if he just sucks at challenges or if he’s deliberately being a sloth. Still holding out on him being either a hot mess or a mastermind extraordinaire. [-]

#12 Ariana Grande: Ariana just seems like a follower, sorry not sorry. The nominations are posted and immediately we get “Thanks for the key Klaus! Please have my babies Klaus!” We get it, you’re a thot. I want her to be nominated again. But you know what, at least she’s a presence so there’s that. [-2]

#13 Elizaveta Tuktamysheva: She did a lot better in the Head of Household challenge than I had anticipated. I figured she would just be an early boot for this challenge but somehow she reminded people she was still in this game. I love that she gave a firm reminder to everyone in the challenge that she would have kept them all safe and she trusts them. I love this passive aggressive remark and for me that is what I have been wanting from her this whole season. [+3]

#14 Peter Griffin: Peter staying up all night just to basically get the middle finger and not win Head of Household must have been the biggest slap in the face ever. What makes it hard for me to root for Peter as much as Barney is that the competition should have been over after Barney dropped. I mean, three people trying is annoying enough but the social dynamics are more complicated. Do you drop out third and basically not be a part of whatever deal the last two have? But no, he was the last one to drop so it should have been completed immediately after Barney dropped. So then he wasted some more time after just to still get second place. He does not get any love from me this round, sorry. If this wasted time can be justified in any meaningful way, then consider me wrong. [-]

#15 Maggie Pierce [-2]

#16 Patrick Star: King of staying under the radar. No idea where he stands in this game since he continues to be an invisible force but it’s only a matter of time before he has to reveal his cards. Again, this may be an effective strategy, but it is boring as Let me smell your ear lobe to watch. [-1]

#17 Daniele Donato: Daniele is once again just invisible this season. One of the flaws of a confessional-less bystander, but even on the threads she does not exactly have the personality of Miss USA. I think for the remainder of the season I’m just going to refer to her as George until she does something meaningful in this game. [-]

#18 Bea Miller: I really do not know what she contributes to the season except an extra round since she is clearly just an extra body. She should just change her username to Bea Filler because at this point she is just adding to the cast count. [-]

#19 Justin Trudeau [-]

#20 Hermann Rorschach [-]

#21 Winston Hines [-]

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ROUND FIVE

Head of Household: Patrick
Pre-Veto Nominations: Lauren | Shelli
Power of Veto: Shelli
Post-Veto Nominations: Lauren | Momo
Evicted: Lauren (8-1-X)
Voting Breakdown:
Shelli - no vote (penalty); Bea - no vote

So after the epic eviction, the houseguests decide to do a luxury challenge, more specifically, the box challenge that gives out rewards, punishments, and everything in between. Anyway, here is the breakdown of what everyone won:

Momo: Advantage in the next HOH challenge (Nicholas Cage)
Shelli Poole: Not able to vote next eligible time (Jackson)
Rue Bennett: $25 towards prize (Emoji)
Barney Stinson: Nothing (Trump)
Lauren Jauregui: Veto Pass (Potato)
David Rose: Double Vote (Chocolate Bunny)
Ariana Grande: $10 taken from prize (Winnie the Pooh)
Patrick Star: $100 towards prize (Xbox)
Klaus Hargreeves: Immunity Idol (Mouth)
Daniele Donato: $50 towards prize (IT)

Unused Boxes:
Vote nullifier (Squirrel)
Empty (No logo)
I choose your pfp for a week (Bald Barbie)
Quarantine Power (DVD)
Empty (Map)

Anyway, here are my rankings for the round (based on how much I like them as a viewer, not based on how well I think they’re doing). Please note that this ranking is a hot mess because all my favorites are being evicted and I have to find a way to love everyone else still in the game:

#1 Hailey Burns [-]

#2 Rose the Hat [-]

#3 Klaus Hargreeves: After making such a huge splash last round, Klaus manages to stay off the block this round and his name does not even seem to be a hot topic. Granted, he also did just win immunity so now people might not want to target him. To me, it makes even more sense to target him, specifically as a backdoor option. So far he has the best resume, but if he wants to make it deep into the game, he needs to maintain this level of control or else he will be targeted for being the biggest threat. Unfortunately I still do think he is a gamebot and at some point I expect the wiring to go awry and he starts overplaying and inevitably gets caught. [-]

#4 Momo: Momo gets all this unnecessary hate directed towards him and I get the feeling he is going to constantly be targeted just because he had been previously nominated. Easy pawn which sucks, because now he is going to get the Spencer treatment, you know, minus all that gross behavior. Patrick was not too pleased with him based on the renom speech, so I am just hoping all that was smoke and mirrors to amuse us in an otherwise boring round. He ends up trying to say it is his birthday yet again, so clearly he is trolling at this point. So glad he ended up staying. [-]

#5 Riku [-]

#6 Shelli Poole: Shelli being nominated was the grossest thing anyone can do. She won the veto last round and used it, which ultimately led to Klaus blindsiding Rose. This round, Klaus is off the block entirely while Shelli is nominated. Talk about misogyny. But this queen does not sit around and mope. She goes to work and saves herself with that veto. I love that she wins when she has to. I live for her fvcking up everyone else’s plans without even realizing it. [+4]

#7 Lauren Jauregui: She really does perfect the pendulum game so much. She goes from low to high to low to high so fast. I find it fascinating to be honest. She almost won the Head of Household but of course she busted (maybe this was deliberate but still, had she worked some magic, she could have had just enough to win). Then she is nominated, and of course she is runner up in the Power of Veto. Our girl does not catch a break. She is so unpredictable that I find it hilarious. Everyone was expecting a boring inactive but when she’s nominated she randomly becomes the Terminator. Unfortunately this cast decided to rudely evict her so now she has to dwell in the pre-jury section until she decides to rise like Jesus Christ did. [+1]

#8 Kam: Kam has not done much since the last round when she gloriously called out Rose. Still playing smart and biting her tongue until when it’s necessary. Still the dark horse to win this all. [-2]

#9 Barney Stinson: Barney did not do too bad in the challenge, as he needed only five more coins to become the winner. He is definitely trying to win things and I think he would have been a more interesting winner. I love a good underdog story, sue me. He avoided the block, so I think he is in a much better spot now than when Rose was in the game. He is a free agent and can work with the others. Rooting for this little guy unless he fails miserably. [-2]

#10 Rue Bennett: Rue is active on the threads still and has continued to stay out of trouble. I do think she probably has one of the stronger social games in the house and I do not see her being targeted anytime soon. Enough people seem to like her and she’s not annoying in any capacity. Unfortunately that just leads to boring gameplay. I know, she cares more about winning than what I think of her. But as a player I have high respect for her. [-1]

#11 Elizaveta Tuktamysheva: No sassy remarks from Elizaveta this round so I assume her passive aggressive threat from last round still holds. Such a goddess. She demanded her safety from the block last round and people are still honoring it now. I get OTT aggressive bitch vibes from her and I cannot wait to see when she explodes on someone. [+2]

#12 David Rose: Has laid low this entire round and has not done anything meaningful. He did not even score any tokens for the Head of Household which to me says he is off everyone’s radar. Not a threat, not the trusted leader. He is somewhere in the middle which could be good strategy, but as in the case with everyone playing a solid UTR game, it’s just so boring. Hopefully this is deliberate though. Nobody likes a borewhore. He did win a double vote though, which means he can always use it to save a trusted ally or evict a threat. Use it wisely. [-1]

#13 Patrick Star: Patrick has finally won something this round and I guess now he is stepping out of the background. He won this awful token challenge which still traumatizes me to this day. This means he has some social pull and that would explain his ~basic~ nominations. He did not go too hard, but in a challenge like this, you definitely do not want to make so many waves. I forgive him for these boring choices this round, but he has the social game to pull off something big. Don’t tease us. [+3]

#14 Ariana Grande: I sometimes forget she is still with us. For some reason I just assume she left the round Riku left. This would have been a much more dynamic game, but nope, we are stuck with the less effeminate Grande. She does not strike me as some strong Amazon challenge beast but I also see her sliding into everyone’s DMs after a challenge being like “Hay gurl congrats chile” and everyone just being content with that. [-2]

#15 Peter Griffin: Peter is once again inconsequential this round. I do not think he even competed in the luxury challenge which is the easiest thing to compete in. He did not win any challenges. He continues to slide by doing absolutely nothing. I think he is in a good spot though, as I do not see him being anyone’s nominations anytime soon. Good for him! [-1]

#16 Maggie Pierce [-1]

#17 Daniele Donato: George has once again done nothing except be a vote. No challenge wins, no personality, no nomination. Probably the most frustrating player. I want to like him, but he has not done anything. I do not dislike George, but if he does not do anything soon, he is going to be ranked lower than the filler spot. [-]

#18 Justin Trudeau [+1]

#19 Hermann Rorschach [+1]

#20 Winston Hines [+1]

#21 Bea Miller: Bea is awful but at least she knows she does not add anything. I mean she also failed to vote last time so that’s already two times of being useless. Just another number for an alliance but she cannot even do that well. Can we do the twin twist with her and one of the prejurors so she can become more interesting? She can swap with Riku, or Rose, or Hailey. Maybe all three. Give us ~something~. [-3]