My name is Sandra Kaluiokalani and I approve this message

Hello there beautiful people. This is going to be an exciting season and hopefully I do not flop like I did in season two. Last time I was mean and this time I’m meaner. You know I’ll lie. I don’t care, but I’ll make up a good lie.

I am coming into this game acting like poor helpless Sandra. The Sandra who gets ketchup packets thrown at her at McDonalds by teenagers as she tries to add in some sugar to her coffee. I want to seem as non-threatening as possible. I want to build strong one-on-one relationships with as many people in the cast as possible. Genuine ones. So it will seem totally shocking when I vote them out. Last time I spent too much time focused on thinking people were not playing the game and I was the last one to board the train. No, I didn’t even ~make~ it onto the train. The train already left.

There are people who are obviously sending cookie cutter messages to others in the cast. The whole generic “omg hi how are you doing? I cannot wait to play with you ^_______^” Do people actually buy into that? I do not see that as genuine but I guess it’s a good ice breaker. I want to personally approach each and every single person but I also feel like that may be unnecessary this early in the game. Especially since I have not seen the twist. But again, this is a game for a lot of money so I am sure people are going to be playing hard.

There are too many people in the game to count. Cannot wait for the cast list to be revealed and I can keep an eye on how many people there are.

Alright Sandra, it is your time to shine. But not now. Right now, you have to play under the radar but not off the radar. I would hate to be nominated for not being considered active. But I would also hate to be nominated for being too active. Guess I have to find the middle ground and just be subtly eccentric.

Good morning.

I have so much to say, yet so little. Not even sure how to begin or how much I can even include in this confessional. Your girl right now is having a hard time with this game just because the cast is so huge. It’s hard to determine who is with who. It’s a beauty and it’s a detriment. It’s bad because it’s hard to keep track of what’s going on. So many variables. Not sure how many people want to take advantage of there being 28 voters.

So far I have a room with AOC/Nottie/Megan and I am not entirely sure that this is a priority for everyone. However, it’s my only room with them so I am fine with working with them for now. There is too much game going on right now and it would be dumb for me to drop them.

Then I have a room with Keesha/Celine which is random but I think they’re showing more commitment. They wanted to vote out Leslie instead and I’ll be honest, I’m fine with that. I just assumed Alycia would be the one going since she sounds like a robot/alien hybrid. I am not even fully convinced she’s a human. But here we are. She’s just beep-booping all over the place.

There are just too many people to talk game with. I’ve spoken with people and I told them I was voting Alycia. But then I told some people I am voting Leslie after all. I’m sure it’s going to bite me in the butt later so I’m laying off the mass strategic scrambling for now. I just don’t know if it’s even necessary at this point. There are so many people left in the game, ugh. That’s literally the headline for this round: CRAMMED BB HOUSE ON FIRE! So much chaos, not even time. I don’t even know for sure who the safe votes are. I just assumed everyone left was at least semi active with the exception of Alycia but here she goes, showing off her titanium legs.

Other than that, I don’t have any group alliances going on. I think I’ve spoken with ~most~ people in the game with the exception of Carly and Penelope so that would be my nominations if I won Head of Household which I think I need to do this round.

Anyway I have to work. Sorry I am not able to put everything in here. It’s mostly me just stumbling around in a drunken state of confusion. Tl;dr it is not wise for me to overdo the strategy/social component this early in the game but I need to do just enough. My sloppy vote this round will come back to haunt me, bet.

Shirley saying she replies to all her messages and then not responding to me. I guess it won't matter that your memory wall photo is in black and white when I'm done with you<3

Yes, I came here to rant about that instead of coming up with a thorough Diary Room addition (those come in the morning by the way).

What a doozy of a night. After your girl had told a bunch of people she was voting out Alycia and then randomly changing to Leslie last minute, I had to make sure that Alycia would not get ahold of this information. It did not help when she did not reply to my messages all day either. I had to double message her a few times, and with a large cast, I cannot tell if it’s because it’s a large cast or if it’s because I’m just annoying. It’s like that annoying kid in class that just does not stop talking and keeps poking you until you bite their head off. I’ll be honest, there’s something about Alycia that terrifies me, and it’s not just the fact that my neck has been sprained this season from turning to face her. She spoke like a robot-alien hybrid the entire first day and then she immediately broke character when she realized she was playing Big Brother. Like oh snap, home girl has to go out and campaign. She sent the most generic copy/paste message to everyone but I guess you have to do that when you have a monster-sized cast.

Throughout the day, I have had to juggle many conversations. At this point everyone’s blending in and I don’t even know what I say to anyone at this point. I’m just being as ridiculous in my answers as possible and having the weirdest conversations. Many times it catches them off guard and I think this is strengthening my relationships with each individual person. At this point I’ve only had zero conversation with Penelope and maybe a few one-off conversations. But your girl has touched base with just about everyone.

So tell me why I did the dumbest thing in the house and posted that I have reached out to everyone. I just assumed everyone had did this at one point but you have Keesha/Celine act like I am giving handies to the entire cast. I’m sorry for messaging people with corny jokes? I think I have to do damage control and make S.A.C.K.S. believe that I am with them 100%. I think they would be the ones to bring about my downfall if I’m not too careful. They have already been alerted that I might be over socializing. I’m sure they’ve been reaching out to people too, except they’re not being awful about it and admitting to it.

Originally I planned to go for HOH and go after Carly/Penelope but I assume Penelope is leaving now and someone else. I no longer have someone that I would nominate this early in the game, since I initiated contact with Carly yesterday and it would seem dumb for me to target her this time. I mean, there are people who are less active than others. Rae never really replied to me and Shirley Temple took a whole day and a half to comprehend what I said and give me the most half assed reply ever. Those would be my early nominations, but knowing my luck your girl would be accused of ageism because I am doing the equivalent of snatching Shirley’s dentures and keeping them away from her.

As for the nominations, Michael has been completely quiet to most the people in the cast despite having a ton of potential. All he has to do is walk around shirtless and win some of the thirsty women over but nope, none of that. I don’t even know what he’s doing tbh, as everyone as said they had no idea who he was. Welcome to the game Michael.

Aang is also a bit of a mess and I’m surprised he’s actually nominated this early. I felt like he was one of those ridiculous types of players who mass-messages a bunch of people at the start of the game (such as yours truly, <3) but really I guess he hasn’t and he got nominated by Alycia? Or maybe he is mass spamming everyone’s inbox but he didn’t do Alycia since she was inactive? By the way, Alycia is acting like it’s personal people voted against her even though she has totally not even been as active as she could have been. These robots were not only designed to lack in emotion, but they were apparently designed to lack in reasoning too. Anyway, Aang staying wouldn’t surprise me since I feel like, at least with me, he responds with a ridiculous speed. I can send him the most over the top message in response to whatever nonsense he said and then by the time my computer bounces back to the private messages, he’s already responding. Granted, his replies might not be Charles Dickens level of eloquence, but the fact that he does not give me any time to breathe means he is high maintenance, and for a girl that’s high maintenance enough, I know this will spell out disaster.

Then there is Shirley who got all mad because she said she replied to all her messages always but like, she also ignored me? I mean she barely responded to me now but I find the timing to be convenient. She seems like one of those hotheaded players that just throws rocks at people, and girl I’m all for that, but she also doesn’t seem to be threatening. Like at all. Her social game is lacking and if she stays it’s because people want to put her against Tyler which is dumb. I hope she goes, but after last round, I want to vote one way and commit to that. I don’t want to throw a hinky vote and I randomly keep Penelope in the game.

Speaking of Penelope, who is she? Literally the worst player I’ve ever met. She’s on the block and I don’t even get a reply from her. And she has the nerve to be appalled or whatever that she’s nominated. Sorry your social game is non existent? I’m still disappointed this is not the Penelope with the pig nose played by Christina Ricci. I feel robbed.

Oh I guess I mentioned almost all the key players this round besides Tyler. I’ll discuss him now. To anyone reading this, it’s not because you’re irrelevant. There’s just over thirty people in this cast and I would develop finger arthritis if I had to address each person.

Tyler is such an enigma of a player but I get good vibes from him. He actually reminds me of someone I played with and if it’s true, I think it would be hilarious if my suspicion is right. I could be totally wrong in my assessment and then he’ll read this after the season and be confused. But if I’m right, it would be a nice redemptive arc. Who knows though? As for Tyler specifically in this game, I find him to be very easygoing and when he won HOH, we immediately chatted and I knew I was good on his end. There’s something charming about him though. He’s one of my favorites! I can see us actually working together for once and my panties are wet.

Alright that should be it.

I guess for now I’ll just categorize people into how much I trust them. It’s a mess of a ranking (within the categories they’re listed alphabetically, FYI).

TRUST A LOT
Carter
Keke Palmer
Megan Fox
Tyler Durden

TRUST ALRIGHT
Aang
Billie Eillish
Celine Dion
Keesha Smith
Layla Keating
Marianne Williamson
Michael Cimino
Tinashe

TRUST A LITTLE
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Alycia Debnam Carey
Carmichael
Dean Winchester
Haleigh Broucher
Idris Elba

NEUTRAL
Blair Waldorf
Carly Incontro
Chloe Bailey
Penelope Garcia
Penny Proud
Percy Jackson
Rae
Sunflower

DO NOT TRUST
Audrey Horne
Heather
Nottie Salton
Shirley Chisholm

SHADY AF
Daphne Blake

Everything about her seems insincere lol.

Whenever she types, I feel like she’s having a seizure on her keyboard and it is so ridiculously over the top with her “omg I’m brand new dhakdlalfjalslfh” messages. She’s extremely transparent and I feel like she’s downplaying her strengths in this game. Unfortunately I cannot do much now because I think she’s actually likable to most the cast. Every few days I’ll get a random message from her which I assume she’s doing with everyone to establish “a good social game.”

What separates her from the others untrustworthy ones is the others are pretty obvious too, but they’re keeping it simple. They’re not pretending like this is a brand new world.

I honestly came into this round thinking it would be an easy round. I had two of my “allies” win the Head of Household, I avoided the block, and then I had three people go up who I don’t really consider myself close to: Alycia, Rae, Heather. The only one I had any kind of working relationship would be Idris. So one of them was for sure going and then I just needed to make sure the votes did not fall on Idris.

For the first half of my night nobody even bothered messaging me but then later, all of the other nominees decided to message me. I told them all different things lol oops. I’m sure someone out there is comparing notes and finding out I am all over the place. The question is, who is the one meticulous enough to keep track of all that? I would have tried, but this cast is too large for me to put on my scooby hat. I’m just waiting for the numbers to wane a little before I try to keep an eye on the votes.

The people I trust varies from day to day, and that’s not on anything they’re doing. It’s such a large cast and impossible to keep track of all the votes and all the possible misdirects. At the end of the day, not everyone will have the same two preferences on going and we have to be able to cast our votes honestly and accept that it’s not a slight against our allies and work from there. I should take my own advice though ^_^ But that’s no fun.

I think I am in a decent spot. I just need to work my magic on these people. I’ve had great conversation even with people I’ve had little interaction with. I just need my foot in the door and then I’ll be selling cheap knockoff perfumes to everyone, including those who don’t need them (looking at you Tyler, because you need this!)

I just need to survive a few more rounds and then I can say I survived a whole week unlike some people who should not be named! I think I’m on the border of playing too aggressive so I should probably pump the brakes a little or your girl is going face first into a wall.

I don’t even know what’s going on half the time. I’m literally flinging my votes in random directions hoping one of my throws actually sticks. I am going to need all the prayers I can get, thanks!