Immunity

this is quite possibly the worst most cringe and incohesive thing i have written in my life

Title: Chaos in Florida

Once upon a time…..in a not so far away land…...not even a land tbh just the messiest state of Florida, havoc was about to strike. It was the day when the state dumbly reopened and people were everywhere: beaches, stores, restaurants, literally everywhere. In the Precinct 4 they had just received a call about a crime that had happened. Someone had broken into the house of Miss Florida and stolen one of her glass shoes that she was supposed to wear later and she was heartbroken. She demanded that the best of the best detectives would work on her case as she needed her shoe back and fast. The chief wanted to give Miss Florida the very best so Daphne Blake, one of Precinct 4 top detectives, was called for the job. Daphne quickly rushed over to Miss Florida’s house and got all the information she could: where was the last time she saw the shoe, did she have any enemies, had anyone else been in the house, and all that detective jazz. Miss Florida mentioned that she had gone to the Cloud 9 store the day before and someone there had complimented her shoes and seemed very interested in them. That is all Daphne needed to hear for her to immediately rush to Cloud 9 and try to get to the bottom of this.

When Daphne entered Cloud 9, she came across a sales associate Sandra Kaluiokalani who was wondering why Daphne was looking around the store all mysteriously. Daphne explained the situation to Sandra and asked if she could see video footage. Sandra being the straight to the point Sandra said “No, I’m off to my lunch break and I don’t work when I am off the clock,” and completely walked away. Daphne was stunned but was able to find another associate to help her. She quickly was able to find video footage of when Miss Florida was in the store the day before and her encounter with a mysterious man talking to her about her shoes. This man seemed to have scars all over his face like he had just gotten into a fight recently which made Daphne even more interested in the mysterious man.

She went back to the Precinct and tried to put things together and as well was able to obtain traffic camera footage to try and follow where the man went after she left the store. The trace was lost after he turned an alley into a rural area where there are no cameras. She knew that was her only lead at that point so she had to follow it and drove to this rural location. The alley was very creepy and dark. Daphne knew something did not feel completely right so she was walking slowly when BAM! Something was attacking her! She felt something in her face and it felt slimy and wet and she was freaking out. She was finally able to take it off her face with her hand and that is when she realized it was just a frog. “Phew!, that was a close one,” she thought as she moved through the alley. She soon came across a mildly open door and she could hear some screaming and cheering coming from farther away in that building. Daphne decided to go in and the cheering and screaming got closer and closer and she was finally able to see a bit of light in the near distance. She stopped to listen to what the screams were saying and they were just cheering things like “Come on man!” “Hit better than that!” Daphne soon realized she had stumbled across one of the secret Florida fight clubs. She went as close as she could to the crowd where she could still hide and watch and she suddenly saw a familiar face. It was the man from the store camera footage and he seemed like he was about to fight in the next match. The man that was acting as a referee introduced him as Tyler Durden. Before Tyler’s match started he took his backpack and took out a glass shoe out of it. Daphne quickly recognized that shoe and was able to confirm that Tyler indeed had robbed Miss Florida. It seemed like Tyler was putting this shoe as prize collateral in these fights. Miss Florida had told Daphne the shoe was very expensive because of the glass it was made of but she could now see that shoe had to be worth a lot.

Daphne quickly walked out of the building and out of the alley to call for backup. It was a busy day in Florida since all the crazies were out since it had just reopened. Backup took longer than usual to get there but they were soon breaking into the building and shutting their little club down. Daphne was able to get Miss Florida’s shoe back and she drove to her house to return it personally to her. Miss Florida was so happy and thankful to have the shoe back especially because she would get to wear it the same night at an event. Daphne asked Miss Florida what the special event was thinking it has something to do with an important pageant. Miss Florida let Daphne know she was wearing it to a Billie Eilish concert. Daphne was in disbelief that she went through all that trouble to complete Miss Florida’s concert outfit but it was her job and at least she could say she did it right. Daphne was happy, Miss Florida was happy, and everyone was happy.

The End