Title: 20 People, 39 Days, ZERO SURVIVORS.
It was day 38 on the islands of Fiji, the sun had set and the only light on the beach was coming from the dim fire that the remaining survivors had created. The final three; Jay Starrett, Sandra Diaz-Twine, and Amber Borzotra believed that in the morning they would plead their case to the jury for a shot at a million dollars but they could never expect what was actually about to happen. As they all laid in the shelter to begin to sleep before their big day, they started to hear strange noises coming from behind the shelter. Taken over by fear, the three sat there contemplating if they should look behind the shelter or not. Finally, Jay peaked his head out of the shelter only to find Buddy the Elf making passionate, consensual love to a Beaver who lived on the island. The beaver and the elf were startled and ran off into the forest and disappeared into the green bushes that surrounded the camp and the three went back to bed.
When they all woke up, they checked the treemail that came from the show's new host, Beyoncé, which they expected to contain a feast and information about their final tribal council. Instead, there was just a note that read, “there will be ZERO survivors”. Confused, the three walked back to camp trying to understand what the note meant, would there no longer be a million-dollar prize? As they approached the camp, an arrow flew across the beach and landed in Amber’s left breast, as if her nipple was the bullseye. Her lifeless body dropped to the ground and Jay and Sandra had finally understood the meaning of the note they had received…. they were all about to die.
They quickly ran into the shelter and tried to figure out what they should do next. They decided they would run to the other side of the island in hopes that they could find anyone around to help them. After a few minutes of running they began to smell a horrible smell, a smell worse than Donald Trump himself, and they approached a massive pile of dead bodies. The entire cast, production team, and the host, Beyonce, all laid there lifeless. Shrieking with fear Jay and Sandra continued to run but as they approached the other side of the island Swiper the Fox jumped out of the bushes and plunged a spear into Jay’s neck killing him instantly.
As Swiper was preoccupied, Sandra made it to the other side of the island and began to set a trap to try to kill swiper before he killed her. She placed her hat on top of a rock to make it look like she was hiding behind the rock, but she decided to hide across from the rock in a bush to be able to jump at Swiper as he tried to sneak up on her. As expected, Swiper slowly crept up to the rock and as he turned Sandra jumped out of the bush with a sharp rock in her hand and plunged it into Swiper’s skull. “THE QUEEN STAYS QUEEN BITCH!” she exclaimed as she watched the blood gush out of Swiper. She had survived day 39, once again and a few days later a team of CBS executives arrived after having no contact from Beyonce, only to find Sandra alone. She told them the story of the horrors on day 39 and finished with a simple question: “I'm the only one left so does this mean you’re giving me a third million?”
Subject: HOH STORY 
