This room is for Theodora & Max

also if you dont want more blood on your hands i am more than happy to accept your help in HOH tonight and you would be 100% safe with me fyi something to think about. i just want an hoh so bad im tired!!! lol

LITERALLY I MISSED U SM THESE PEOPLE R SO ANNOYING I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY TF ROBBIE STAYED. I wanted to keep Madison but I knew it was already 3 votes for her to leave (Amber Hilary and Jason, AND YODA HIMSELF wanted her out) so I had to fold — blossom wanted Robbie out too

Yoda nommed blossom for being a snake apparently ... Yoda was like “ik Blossom is probs your final two, but I don’t trust her” and I was like uhh first of all she isnt...

Lemme get my laptop out tbh so I can give a better play by play LOL

And okay I’ve got ur back in HOH 100%

Sorry I had to drop off the face of the earth for a second there, my mom needed help with something lmao

But anyway, so basically Yoda told me that Brenda told him to target me and Blossom. He came to me and was like "I dont wanna impact your game but I wanna lowkey target Blossom because she's done the most at this point" and I was like uhh ok I have ur back (not abt to argue with the HOH when Brenda mentioned targeting me too lmfao)

So he was like "I have no problem putting up anyone haha. I just don't know if Robbie is my replacement or original nom. I hate him too, don't get me wrong, but blossom grinds my gears with all her lies. She lied since we got her that damn hoh lol saying she was gonna target boys"

So apparently it may have been abt Nicki. Yoda never told Blossom he was close to Nicki I believe, but was mad when she went up with Nick I guess. So Blossom was like wtf I don't talk to Nicki, why should I keep her safe?

Then he was saying he was getting annoyed with Amber and Madison feeling safe so apparently he was letting them sweat it out before noms and not talking to them, which Amber did confirm to me saying he was ignoring her (so I told her yeah he's sticking to the HOH thread ig haha and pretended I wasn't talking to him either)

Uhh so then I brought up Madison is closer to Robbie than Amber is (or so I thought, at this point I believe they both are) and that may be why Madison went up instead of Amber? To weaken Robbie without indirectly shooting at him?

Now after renom is when it got fkn weird for me I was like... r u kidding?

After renom, Jason comes up to me and is like "yoda wants Madison out" and I'm like ??? that's not what I thought was gonna happen..

So I asked Yoda and he kept saying he had no preference until I kept asking and he said he wanted Madison out. Hilary, Amber, and Jason I knew for a fact were voting her out too. So YET AGAIN he has the majority of the house on his side, including the person he was fighting publicly with?

Yoda's reasoning is apparently that Robbie makes him laugh when he's sassy. Which I think is absolute bullshit. Like there's no way, in my mind, that that's an actual reason. Apparently Robbie keeps the game entertaining for Yoda, who claims the game is getting a little dry... I'm like ??

Direct quotes from Yoda:

"Lmao tbh I am a really bad player. If Robbie didn't hit me with the "K" this morning I would have wanted him gone so bad...but that was so funny. Like OK sassypants wtf"

"I am fine if he noms me, it'll be a good time lol"

"He’s so funny lmao. Idc if he even breaks his word and noms me, it’ll be funny. I jus want blossom out cus she’s too snakey. At least Robbie and I have an understanding that we hate each other lol."

ummmmmmmmmm ok that's weird haha. i'm confused why amber kept robbie over madison. and i feel like you could've gotten hilary. i feel like no one was probably even being straight up with her. like good for robbie for staying but like- why get rid of madison lmfaoooooo

this is all very weird. i wonder if some of these people applied to this game together and are cheating (i heard that happened in earlier seasons) and agreed to split $$$ because genuinely, none of this is adding up. is robbie that charismatic? is BY that dumb? i know you're close to robbie and blossom, but i assume you also want to win this game? right?

"Lmao tbh I am a really bad player. If Robbie didn't hit me with the "K" this morning I would have wanted him gone so bad...but that was so funny. Like OK sassypants wtf"

"I am fine if he noms me, it'll be a good time lol"

"He’s so funny lmao. Idc if he even breaks his word and noms me, it’ll be funny. I jus want blossom out cus she’s too snakey. At least Robbie and I have an understanding that we hate each other lol."

he also said he wanted amber or madison to win b/c it'd be spicyyyy im like.. is he an impostor??????????????????// theo i cant take it anymore lmfao

Max wrote:

ummmmmmmmmm ok that's weird haha. i'm confused why amber kept robbie over madison. and i feel like you could've gotten hilary. i feel like no one was probably even being straight up with her. like good for robbie for staying but like- why get rid of madison lmfaoooooo

this is all very weird. i wonder if some of these people applied to this game together and are cheating (i heard that happened in earlier seasons) and agreed to split $$$ because genuinely, none of this is adding up. is robbie that charismatic? is BY that dumb? i know you're close to robbie and blossom, but i assume you also want to win this game? right?

Trust me I tried for Hilary, but she said "I voted to evict Madison!!" the second I asked what she was thinking so I was like oh- uh okay and went "Same haha!!" to which she responded: "For real?? Girl I thought you were gonna come for my head lolll" so I'm like uhhh I feel like this indicates Robbie perhaps truly is coming for me, or at the least his pitch to others concerns coming after me.

Amber is clearly good with Robbie then, ik Madison and Amber have cast votes against one another (Amber was one of the votes to evict her in the Bayleigh vote, and Madison was one of the votes to evict Amber in the Doja vote). So Amber just claimed they don't talk. But I think she's good with Robbie.

And I'm closer to Blossom, but I'm fine with her going if necessary, but on the other hand at least she's not very well liked. Robbie's not survived with two unanimous votes; the only two unanimous votes in the game, so I've definitely been getting played. And yes I want to win and get Robbie tf out of here. I'm thinking he'd have to go up next to Jason.

Max wrote:

"Lmao tbh I am a really bad player. If Robbie didn't hit me with the "K" this morning I would have wanted him gone so bad...but that was so funny. Like OK sassypants wtf"

"I am fine if he noms me, it'll be a good time lol"

"He’s so funny lmao. Idc if he even breaks his word and noms me, it’ll be funny. I jus want blossom out cus she’s too snakey. At least Robbie and I have an understanding that we hate each other lol."

he also said he wanted amber or madison to win b/c it'd be spicyyyy im like.. is he an impostor??????????????????// theo i cant take it anymore lmfao

I can'ttttt I'm like Yoda plss be logical instead of unpredictable I'm begginggg

I literally was dying without u here everyone was being so weird I was so agitated

LMAO at that hilary interaction. i never know what she is truly thinking but she hasn't come for me so shrugs...

the BY messages really make me cringe hahahah maybe it's some weird attraction or something. i don't get it. we're here for 1/2 a mil NOT a showmance!!!!!!!!!

did you help blossom win veto? idc if you did i'm just curious if blossom is that good at comps

LOL IKR she cracks me up tbh. I feel like I got more of a hint as to what was going on by talking to her for two seconds than I did talking to Yoda for like an hour going in circles sksks'

And LOL same, he literally was joking that it was a showmance and I was like omggg enemies to lovers slowburn?? Roda <3 sksks, mess.

And no I didn't lmao, I just half-assed it a bit. Yoda was asking me to keep it the same, Blossom picked me with HG's choice to use it on her so I was like... I'll just sit here and look pretty and try to fall somewhere in the middle if scores are shown But then again I was highly mediocre at it anyway, so I didn't rlly have to do anything.

i don’t like that showmance.

pls YOU sitting pretty during a comp? how was that? a nice change from the norm hahahah

so are you going to try to help me tonight?

neither do I lol I want Robbie out, and I feel like the only people who agree about that rn are me, you, and Blossom.

and LOL yeah it was nice not feeling like I was fighting for my life -- I feel like Yoda and I def want to DO different things and target diff people, but I trusted him enough not to put me up at least.

And yes I'll help!! I think I'm going to use my co-HOH no matter what tho tbh, cuz this is my only chance to use it, and with my luck someone has a DPOV or some shit. If mine is expiring this week, and Jason's idol is expiring next week, I'm assuming most powers will all be used at once this week, so the less variability the better lmao

oh and if we need a google doc I changed my name to Theodora on google sooo I'm actually ready this time sksk