Orgies after COVID-19
The trip Baby Yoda, Amber, Hilary, Brenda, and Nicki were all looking forward to was finally around the corner! They were planning this all of 2020, but never executed because of the travel concerns and need to social distance due to COVID-19. However, now that the COVID-19 vaccine was administered to all the world’s homies and cutie pies, the Fatal 5 Alliance(why we name ourselves after that trash alliance idk) finally sought to make their dream trip a reality. The Fatal 5 Alliance could finally have their orgy in Australia! It was a trip all five were looking forward to. Baby Yoda decided to invite Madison Pettis, though she ain’t in the alliance, because Madison looks damn good. Especially in that blue swimsuit. WHEEWWW!!!
Nothing could ruin this orgy….or so they thought. Unfortunately, Nick and Robbie were offended that they weren’t invited to the orgy. This was unsurprising. As usual, those guys love to play the victim, though they have been fucking us over, or trying to, since week one….FOR NO REASON. Robbie was fine to get Doja out week one, Nick flipped the script of Bay(not even a beneficial move for Nick to do at like final 17, nor should he really ever be considered a mastermind in any sense of the word because this was really easy to convince people who already wanted her out), both of them voted out Bayleigh, and both got Blossom to backdoor Doja. Following their track records of terrorizing people who aren’t doing sh*t to them, they devised a plan to ruin our damn orgy.
Now, here’s some background on COVID-19 in the US/Chicago.
The United States has had the highest number of reported symptomatic acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) infections and deaths in the world (WHO). Although the impacts of the pandemic and the economic fallout in the United States have been widespread, they are particularly prevalent among Black households (Kim and Bostwick). Black Americans both acquire the disease and die at disproportionate rates (Yancy; Kullar, et al.). This finding remains true in Chicago as well, where Black Chicagoans make up 30% of the population but 60% of COVID-19 deaths (CCG). Neighborhoods with a higher percentage of white and Asian residents had lower COVID-19 deaths (Bryan, et al.). This disparity can be explained in part by various neighborhood factors; recent research has postulated COVID-19 risk with population density (Rocklov and Sjodin) and public transit use (Dorn, et al.). Further identifying neighborhood traits associated with COVID-19 mortality can identify communities with the highest needs for testing and prevention services to alleviate the continued impact of COVID-19.
In our analysis, we explore COVID-19 mortality in Chicago in relation to levels of affordable housing. Currently, in Chicago, there is an affordable housing crisis, where 74% of low-income households pay more than 50% of their income on rent (IHS). Moreover, the worst of the housing affordability crisis is not felt in the gentrifying neighborhoods like Logan Square and Pilson; it is mostly experienced on the South and West sides, predominantly Black and Hispanic communities (IHS). It is also the case that 64% of households living in affordable housing are non-white, with 44% African-American and 17% Hispanic (NHC). From these facts, we hypothesize that there will be a positive correlation between COVID-19 mortality rates and percentages of affordable housing in Chicago community areas.
Back to the story.
The day of the orgy, Robbie and Nick flew to Australia to sabotage it. However, Doja ass had been following them and were sus they were up to something. Doja called Bay for backup, just in case, but we all know Doja didn’t need it. Doja comes thru and goes off on them.
“PURRRRRRRR.”, yells Doja.
“Boo!
Bitch, I'm a ghost
I could go on for days and days
Yeah, I do the most”, sings Bay.
The four all release the built-up sexual tension from season 6. Both groups have their orgies separately before joining together for a massive orgy with the Fatal 5 and Madison in Australia. Kiwi is an underrated fruit. The end.
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