2nd place

Let’s talk about how I got second place of the actually houseguests in this endurance comp

Cursed.

I think there should be a small trophy called “beast did his best” and then you flip it and it says “but not good enough” and then someone can dunk it on my head

No but for real it’s genuinely hilarious I keep actually trying and getting 2nd place in some way shape or
form. I hope I entertain you all with my MELTING WAX WINGS as I FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

Also I think I’m in jury unless something really wild
Happens. Yay!