Scarecrow’s Sentiments

Join date : 2020-04-29

Hello everyone!!! Sorry for showing up just a little late. It’s not like that I’m at the very end. I guess I will do my cast assessment. Keep in mind to all the players who see this at the end of the game, I literally joined at the end lmaooo so I have a lot of reading to catch up on. So if I say something hilariously incorrect, don’t blame me, thanks! Also, if I don’t know who these people are I’ll just do a quick google but don’t expect me to write a thesis on them <3

Eric Bolling: Ew such an awful name. Isnt this guy like 100 years old? Why would anyone pick him unless the person playing him religiously plays bingo at the game halls? Let’s cut coupons together? Otherwise GTFO, kthanks.

Saoirse Ronan: Rofl I remember watching a video where she talks about how people you have lovely testicles up her name a lot and she just seems forever annoyed. I mean it really is an awesome name so whoever picked this person obviously should win.

Reality Recaps Eric aka RR Eric: Rofl not sure if this is the actual username or the name that Kathy chose to post on here but it’s so annoying long. Stay strong <3 Too bad he’s pretty much irrelevant, sorry not sorry. Maybe next time?

Annelise Keating: Interesting choice. Never watched the show she was on but I’ve seen her around. So I guess she’s meh? Hopefully she does something interesting in this game so I can find a good show to binge watch during this pandemic.

Lizzie McGuire: Rofl such a rando pick <3 I was happy at first she was gonna have her reboot done but then something awful happened and studio interference is again fucking things up lmao. Whoever this is has good taste ~obviously~

Raven-Symoné: Another icon omg <3 I have so many memories from when this goddess would have visions <3 lol does anyone remember the one episode where they dealt with racism and it was just so cringe to watch lmaooooo. What a mess <3

Da'Vonne Rogers: Another amazing choice <3 I mean let’s be real she wasn’t that great of a player but her personality cannot be matched by anyone. I love when the BB18 cast was trolling her, especially at the beginning <3 but she persevered <3 g.oddess

Bob Barker: Speaking of goddesses, let’s talk about the only man currently alive older than Jesus Christ himself. He will forever be an icon and the world will be a sadder place when he croaks. I think he’s giving Betty White a run for her money.

Carole Baskin: The memes on this one are rael. So I still haven’t seen Tiger King yet but I see so many posts about this betch and I’m kinda inclined to watch but I also don’t succumb to peer pressure so y’all can suck it.

Fat Thor: You couldn’t just pick Thor, you had to get the supersized version. So lulzy. Plz do well. You’re a superhero so you better not be a total let down ala Crystal Cox of Gabon. A fallen titan I suppose. Do not disappoint.

Queesha: Um okay so this doesn’t appear in google at all lmaooooo oh lord. Reminds me of THE SASS <3 Plz deliver. I am going to give all my good juju vibes to her and hopefully she slays.

Snorlax: Fucking Snorlax <3 Curselax will always give me nightmares. So adorable though. Why is Munchlax such a disappointment? That’s like giving birth to a ginger. At least you were blessed with a gigantamax form <3 Go get dat bread.

Stacia Lang: Guessing she’s a designer of some sort? Looks like a total nobody though, even though she’s probably making more money than me <3 I don’t know anything to say except I hope you’re more entertaining than paint drying on a wall.

Rihanna: BETCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY. I hope those are the first words to be in her confessional <3 I remember when she was first starting she seemed so innocent and then she became the fierce goddess she is now. QUEEN.

Fessy: This better be the guy from Big Brother. Actually he kinda annoyed me. I mean yea he was pretty hot, but he had such an alpha douche personality which was actually quite amusing for television. I’m sure he’s lovely in real life though.

Olivia Pope: Another character from the same show. Conspiracy? Or is this show just that good? I’m sure her and Annelise are probably drawn together. This is so far the only alliance I can see happening organically, so hopefully the cast sees this.

Michelle Obama: So much better than Melania as the First Lady. Roflforever @ Melania trying to steal Michelle’s tweet from the past and trying to pass it off as hers. Michelle didn’t put up with that shit there and hopefully she doesn’t put up with it here.

Cent: I don’t know who this is referencing and I’m not gonna look through a whole novel of text to see who this is. I thought maybe 50 cent but let’s be real, has he even done anything relevant lately? I hope you have a penny picture as your default <3

Astrid: you have lovely testicles YOU. Another name that can belong to literally anyone. I’m not gonna try to figure out which Astrid you are. Kathy can you clarify? I’ll forever love you <3 This person sounds like a hippie though.

Oprah: Such a great example of a success story. People give her shit but I love that she’s built an empire for herself and she’s sitting at the throne on top and laughing at all the peasants using the cars she gave them <3

Plastique Tiara: rofl before I googled her I was guessing it was a drag queen and sure enough that’s what showed up. Interesting selection. Should be a great personality. Hopefully she doesn’t suck. We rooting for you.

Lisa Donahue: An OG winner. She’s so underrated. I mean Danielle woulda been the ideal winner and a lot of people always say she’s the one who shoulda won but people underestimate Lisa. Hopefully this player can channel her inner Lisa and dominate.

Brooke Davis: One Tree Hill? Oh lord lmao. But she was an antagonist for a while so there’s that. Nobody likes the good guy. Everyone loves a villain. Especially a villainess. Plz don’t suck.

Keith: Keith is such an unfortunate name. That’s the name you give someone when you run out of ideas. Like Kathy I kid. Don’t ban me <3 I’m just picking on Keith since this is another name I don’t have any context.

Joe Exotic: I love his mullet. Rofl he should totally align with Carole Baskin. Imagine the sexual tension. I can see them approaching each other for an alliance. A savvy player woulda targeted them.

Juicy: Another no context name ;____; can I just assume this belongs to either a stripper or maybe this is literally just a pair of leggings with JUICY stamped on the rear? Total wildcard.

Ikea Start The Car Lady: rofl such a random choice <3 this person clearly has a fun personality and hopefully bring their A-game here. But even if you end up failing miserably at least you woulda been one of the most peculiar choices this season <3

Lena Luthor: A Luthor. Interesting. Superman is boring but obviously I prefer him over Batman. Curious to see how they would be portrayed in this game. She’s hot though so there’s that. I’d probably try working with her.

Buttercup: Hopefully this is referring to the PowerPuff girl? So many choices and this is what you decide on. Ballsy. This person is either gonna be a genius or gonna be totally inactive. Hopefully the former <3

Tahni: No idea who Tahni is but lmao @ tahini showing up instead. That’s one way to spice up the game. Wouldn’t it be more hilarious if this person just sucked at spelling and they’re literally tahini?

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Kathy, I wanna say everything looks fantastic here. This forum brings back memories <3 It’s so neat to see this. Awesome job per usual. I will be going back and reading all these posts. Hopefully the players are entertaining to let time fly by. If not, I’ll go stir the pot for you

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looooool why is this censored lmao?

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<3 I have missed you. I just cackled hard at all this

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The censoring is something Nat used to do when we had our series going and it was lulz worthy but I got bored after censoring you have lovely testicles

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Aw thanks <3 glad to see you enjoying my company! Miss ya!

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GUESS ILL FIND A WAY AROUND YOUR CENSORSHIP

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WEEK ONE

Head of Household: Oprah | Cent | Astrid
Immune: Rose Room
Nominees: Carole | Keith | Raven | Brooke | Buttercup
Power of Veto: Keith
Nominees: Carole | Raven | Brooke | Buttercup
Evicted: Carole | Brooke | Buttercup (0-0-1-16)

Love the first HOH challenge. Seems simple enough to let people get used to the idea of private rooms here. Do they know they can request private rooms? Sorry, there’s a billion pages to sift through so some of them I’m just gonna conveniently forget <3 I love that it weeds out some of the more inactive ones. The transition to a forum like this, especially if it’s not something people are used to, can be overwhelming. So I think this was a great idea for a first challenge.

The POV challenge looks kinda overwhelming haha. I would have been so out of it but Keith manages to pull himself off and saves himself. The vote is straightforward. Looks like the inactive are voted off. Such an easy round for everyone. I see some people didn’t vote. Hopefully it doesn’t become a trend. How the fvck did Joe not help his gurl hahaha <333 I like how he didn’t even vote lmao. What a guy.

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Yeah I def tried to ease them into this, but we are 3 weeks later and still flop at reading 3 lines or rules. Do you remember the challenges we had to deal with that were 16 paragraphs long and if you miss to colour code all the As in your answers you were eliminated lmao memories

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Some people were born to be leaders. Politicians, doctors, lawyers. And some were born just to fail at reading <3 rofl they wouldn’t survive with the old school challenges. I vaguely remember having a challenge where the host was like “READ EVERYTHING BEFORE DOING ANYTHING” and he posted a fvcking Anne Frank diary sequel and at the end it was like “all you have to do to win immunity is write XXX in your DR” or something like that. Rofl it was so obvious people didn’t read <3 I can’t wait for you to do your decathlon challenges where there’s a billion parts haha <3

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LMAO I dont think they can handle it. I keep the rules down to 20 words or less <3 bless them

Oh and the random names, some people just gave me random names to play as, they are not all famous people.

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Oh darn I really thought Queesha was a celebrity <3

Where are the other blaggers?

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WEEK TWO

Head of Household: Saoirse | Da’Vonne | Fessy
Nominees: Rihanna | Michelle | Lisa
Power of Veto: Stacia
Nominees: Rihanna | Michelle | Lisa
Evicted: Michelle | Lisa (0-5-13)

Second challenge seemed fun and simple. Love the sassy red posts though haha. THANKS FOR THE EMPHASIS. I hope someone still totally misinterprets it for the lulz. Just like Astrid did before the POV challenge lmao. Stay strong <3 such a mess but it’s adorable hahaha.

The POV challenge looks so fun <3 Rofl I remember constantly refreshing the page even tho I had notifications show up lmao. Speaking of which, do they know they can get rid of that stupid message that shows up that’s like “SRY GURL YOU CANT POST RIGHT AWAY SINCE YA GURL POSTED SOMETHING”?

Anyway another simple eviction I think? Lisa was a drunken mess and stumbled into the living room but it was pretty much a done deal. Also lol @ everyone asking how many votes saved Rihanna. That’s definitely me lmao. I was not about to go back and count how many people shoulda voted lmao. Thank you all retroactively <3

I love how social everyone is. I know the first few rounds are always a cakewalk because you’re just removing the inactives. That’ll be over soon though and hopefully people cultivate their relationships so they aren’t missing out. Another successful week.

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WEEK THREE

Head of Household: Joe | Annalise
Nominees: Eric | Bob | Oprah | Stacia
Power of Veto: Annalise
Nominees: Eric | Bob | Oprah | Stacia
Evicted: Eric | Stacia (1-3-5-7)

Third challenge was entertaining. I remember those challenges haha. I suck at movie posters but lol I felt like Joe was trolling at first <3 and still managing to come back with a victory! Very impressive. He’s such a disaster of a character. Loving it.

Annalise made some really bold moves. Nominating Stacia seems very risky, especially this early in the game. I’m hoping she has the resources to back it up or it’s gonna blow up hilariously in her face. I kinda hope for it purely for the chaos factor.

Joe on the other hand totally played it safe and even though he’s such an insane character he handled the nominations surprisingly well.

All in all, it’s much better to make the bold moves at a later point in the game. Annalise basically burned the bridges with both her nominees but she’s also not the sole HOH and it’s possible that both her nominees can stay. Living for Oprah’s sass <3 Wait so is this not Oprah Winfrey? lolfail.

Totally nitpicking here, and I’m probably the last person to say this because lol I’m such a fvcking mess, but Oprah’s formatting bothers me so much lmao. Well you asked for it so here it goes.

Drunk Oprah wrote:: Second, blah blah blah

Third blah blah blah

Fourth - blah blah blah

Fifth: blah blah blah

Look at how she starts each bullet point and it’s impressive that she uses a different method each time. She must be glitching <3

Anyway Annalise won the veto challenge surprisingly fast. lol I guess she knew she had to win it and assert her dominance. Good for you Glen Coco. She also kept nominations the same and I guess she pushed for her alliance to evict Stacia. Poor girl I was kinda rooting for her. The first actual threat to leave. Le sigh. Eric leaving too sucks but I feel like he was more of a social player than a challenge player. Not saying that’s bad, of course. I just felt like Stacia can shake things up more. But glad Oprah stayed in, and she barely got any votes against her <3 She must have hardcore campaigned to stay lmao. Interesting turn of events. I mean they coulda staged it too but that’s OTT overkill. Bob staying is boring. No offense gurl <3 but he’s also lurking in the background. Smart.

Anyway the eviction has a lot of people revealing alliances. Such a mess <3 Fessy is randomly being listed as a schemer haha. Is he one of those dr will players who doesn’t do shit in challenges and schemes like crazy? <3 so much appreciation for you hahahaha. Flip the house upside down many times plz.

So two good players down. What a depressing round. At least we know things are gonna be intense now.