The Cast

Hola !! Bienvenue Villanelle

Welcome Villanelle!

Ah, fashionably early as usual. 1 am? perfect. And during this quarantine, I felt all sad and lonely and self-indulgent, then got stung by a wasp. My misery felt quite abstract and I longed just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.

oh, yes. Hello everyone.

Buffy Summers wrote:

Oh my god Russell Brand lol

Yes.  But I do have a serious side too. I strongly feel that The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned, as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. Amirite?

Russell Brand wrote:

Buffy Summers wrote:

Oh my god Russell Brand lol

Yes.  But I do have a serious side too. I strongly feel that The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned, as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. Amirite?

Oh, Russell. You are so funny.

*cuts and pastes this joke into Notepad for later use*

Amy Schumer wrote:

Russell Brand wrote:

Buffy Summers wrote:

Oh my god Russell Brand lol

Yes.  But I do have a serious side too. I strongly feel that The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned, as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. Amirite?

Oh, Russell.  You are so funny.

*cuts and pastes this joke into Notepad for later use*

Let’s be real Amy. Your laptop doesn’t even have that. Good luck with that Wordpad

Pedro Aboud wrote:

Let’s be real Amy. Your laptop doesn’t even have that. Good luck with that Wordpad

Joke's on you, dude who doesn't own a shirt. I was talking about an actual note pad. I even have a PEN.

Why do you have a pen if you’re just going to copy and paste?

Haha are we gonna find a ransom note with letters cut out from a magazine? 

Actually in that case we all know who would be the one behind that

If Russell goes missing, it is NOT my fault.

Amy... Lol should we be concerned?

That Pedro owns zero clothes? Yes. Yes, we should all be concerned.

Amy Schumer wrote:

That Pedro owns zero clothes?  Yes.  Yes, we should all be concerned.  

She meant about Russell disappearing you dork.

Wait Pedro has no clothes?

I’m listening...

Buffy Summers wrote:

Wait Pedro has no clothes?

I’m listening...

I’m wearing an invisible birthday suit