Alright so this vote coming in should be simple right? HAHAHAHAHAHA you would think but these two finalists of course make this difficult. I came in wanting to vote Buffy because ~clearly~ she dominated the game from a strategic standpoint, a challenge standpoint, and even a social standpoint (and to all the haterz who say she was a miserable cow, I’d argue this only happened ~after~ the rug was S N A T C H E D from underneath them). That being said, Buffy should have won unanimously!
That’s not to discredit DW’s game. Yeah she’s been kinda derpy all season long and to be fair it was kinda my role in this game but clearly there wasn’t room for both of us so she rudely came at me but I lucked out with a rando veto win and luckily Kway/Russell paved the way for me to stay out of harms way (which only lasted a round because the Buffybot was so over me and she couldn’t handle all this testosterone). She had people turn on her which was kinda hilarious because I’m a petty betch but once it became too one sided it was not fun. I mean I’m glad Big T ended up getting her comeuppance and I’m glad I ended up stealing her jury spot <3 THANKS FOR THE VOTE XOXO HAVE FUN IN PRE-JURY! Rofl I keep going off on a tangent instead of talking about DW. But that best describes her game. She was opportunistic in the vote outs and managed to avoid the nomination chair. Then I came back and tried to work with her and she did the most WTF thing by going after me which everyone probably turned their heads at. In retrospect it ended up being a huge factor in getting the trust of the worlds most horrendous couple. She infiltrated their nest and had a hand in booting out those on the outs. What was it? Had she become a Buffybot too?
Fast forward through all the boring stuff. Yes we know Buffy played a dominant game. Yes we all hate DW right? She’s useless right? LOL no, because this is a social game and DW isn’t as bad as we thought lolwut? Her opening and closing in the jury portion were definitely better than Buffy’s, who I think we can all agree had such an awful jury performance. I mean if I knew she would do this bad, I would have totally made a f2 with her and just ride her coattails to the end. In retrospect it’s hilarious because I think I might have been able to convince her to keep me but of course I opened my fat mouth to DW who went on to report to the jefe. But yeah, back to the point, gurl this was just a trainwreck. And no it doesn’t come down to the random feud you guys had. That was actually amazing <3 I just felt like your heart wasn’t in writing these answers. DW was over there with her lips covered in brown and here you are burying yourself deeper in a hole. Like loldafuq? Anyone who was on the fence definitely jumped to DW’s side and honestly I can’t blame them. You were such a mess in that regard BUT I have seen your evolution in this game. Yes you were obnoxious in game. Yes you were a hot mess trying to gamebot. Yes you were transparent and Villanelle/myself would laugh at how ridiculous you were. But at the end of the day your overall gameplay has been extremely dominant and I cannot ignore that just because you had one bad day. I think on any other day you can definitely come in and sell yourself to the jury. We all saw it when you came to the jury house the first time (well except Cameron lmaoooo I still can’t believe she doesn’t realize the jury threw her under the bus even though that literally made no sense for them to do so either).
And then let’s analyze DW’s performance. Homegirl was B R I N G I N G it with her answers. They clearly had passion. She was in it to win it which is something I can appreciate. She held nothing back and she gave it her all and I can respect that 100%. She went from on the outs to underdog to dark horse and that isn’t something that can be ignored either. Honestly I think she would have easily won the game against Jim (stay strong <3) but due to circumstances out of her control Buffy won final HOH and took her to the end. But oh you bet she made the best of it! If DW wins, I will absolutely have no qualms with that because she is extremely deserving and managed to win over the jury with her final performance (so don’t think I am not saying you’re a worthy winner!)
All this being said, I’m going to vote for the person who I think deserves it who played from start to finish with 200%. My vote is clearly going to Buffy. Consider it a birthday gift boo xo! You definitely deserve this win! I know what it’s like to have to ~werk~ in the game and you brought it! I hope you win! It’s been a pleasure playing with you <3 Sorry people can’t handle your awesomeness <3
Subject: Eviction Votes 
It was about preserving the 10 for another week and figuring out who fed tokens and information to the other side. Good analysis though Cheers