This room is for Russell Brand & Amy Schumer

Only the host, Russell Brand & Amy Schumer have access to this room


Requested by: Amy Schumer

Best room name ever. Russell, you will be responsible for punchlines cuz I got none.

Perfect name, dual purpose...comedy, wit, maybe some equal shares of hubris...AND a knock out duo!

Madison has been dm'ing me this morning. She really seems to believe I am Amy Schumer. Either that, or she is a world class RPGer. Said she loved my modeling photos. Was not aware I had any. Also wants to know why I haven't managed to land a man.

Like the poster child for a drug abuse PSA

Russell Brand wrote:

Like the poster child for a drug abuse PSA

I just stressed how normal my life was and that I was not like a Kardashian and she lolled and lolled so hopefully she votes them out now. We bonded.

So, having never seen a Harry Potter movie...apparently I am Slytherin?

The description seems to fit fairly well
Slytherins tend to be ambitious, shrewd, cunning, strong leaders, and achievement-oriented. They also have highly developed senses of self-preservation. This means that Slytherins tend to hesitate before acting, so as to weigh all possible outcomes before deciding exactly what should be done.

They forgot loyal to a fault!

I forgot what I was. I am off to check!

Oh, apparently I am a mutt.

You Are 39% Gryffindor, 38% Hufflepuff, 16% Ravenclaw, and 7% Slytherin!

You have all the loyalty of a Hufflepuff, but your affinity for Gryffindor ensures that that loyalty is fierce: You would do almost anything for your loved ones, even if it has a negative effect on you personally. This means that your friends and family members often come to you when in need, but it’s also important to remember to spend time taking care of yourself. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and impulsively act on your emotions without fear of the consequences.

Your slight compatibility with Ravenclaw house hints at an appreciation for knowledge and wisdom, though they are not priorities for you.

Very nice...mine was not all slytherin...just the most

ME:You Are 39% Slytherin, 27% Ravenclaw, 26% Gryffindor, and 8% Hufflepuff!

We totally balance each other out. Perfect. Like chocolate and peanut butter.

P.S. You are my favorite person here. Do not tell anyone I told you so because I will deny it vehemently.

Ha. Sooooo...about 10 minutes ago, Pedro created a room for him and me....another one for Buffy and Madison and him. He is pumping me for info on what competition skills I have. I lied, told him I had all 6 politicians in 12 minutes (actually stopped after Vladimir Putin), and that I have outstanding visual acuity and can assemble puzzles in my mind and then just put the pieces together. Let's play a game...create jitters LOL

Russell Brand wrote:

Ha.  Sooooo...about 10 minutes ago, Pedro created a room for him and me....another one for Buffy and Madison and him.  He is pumping me for info on what competition skills I have.  I lied, told him I had all 6 politicians in 12 minutes (actually stopped after Vladimir Putin), and that I have outstanding visual acuity and can assemble puzzles in my mind and then just put the pieces together. Let's play a game...create jitters LOL

This is my favorite game. I call it "Planting Seeds". The mind is a powerful tool and if you can get into someone else's, you're damned near unstoppable. You let them do the work for you.

I can live in his mind rent free. Pedro is working everyone. Barbie doll and I are having a "conversation". I think by her rapid responses she is feeling a bit taken for granted. Adding another on the inside of blue is not a bad idea. Here's the deal! I will share everything that is going on with you. You will know what anyone might say about you, if at all. But moreso, if someone is talking with me...you'll know and you'll know what about.

Russell Brand wrote:

I can live in his mind rent free.  Pedro is working everyone.  Barbie doll and I are having a "conversation".  I think by her rapid responses she is feeling a bit taken for granted. Adding another on the inside of blue is not a bad idea.  Here's the deal!  I will share everything that is going on with you. You will know what anyone might say about you, if at all. But moreso, if someone is talking with me...you'll know and you'll know what about.

Deal. Same with you. Most of my convos, sadly, have been with Pedro. And Pedro talks about Pedro. Syd and I were actually laughing about it in DMs a minute ago. He really thinks he is doing something here. You are literally in every alliance I am in right now minus a room Villanelle made for me and her and Buffy to talk in but all we talk about in there is maybe making a room with Madison but we are frightened, yet excited, at the prospect. We have pulled no triggers.

I think those rooms are gone tonight. Don't get too attached. I did a bit of peeking in on game one and it appears they changed rooms almost nightly the first week, so having someone in blue won't matter much.