Good luck tonight. If its the unicorn movie here are my notes.
Unicorn movie
2 unicorns in the beginning, pink dust and butterfly
Baby unicorn loves the butterfly and leaves it mom
Its night and scary
Momma is like where is my baby I lost him
Older girl wearing like a beige houndstooth out
Little girl denim blue jacket
Cow in the road first, “Bessy”
Little girl MIA - moo’s the cow away
Dad revs
It goes, then there is a lamb.
3 beeps total
Lamb on fireplace, two pics of the mom, a little golden poodle, 2 little people
Monroe is a tiny pig baby
Gramma doesn’t remember kids
Helped them out in Chicago
ROSE - Samantha is her daughter.
LEWIS
Funeral, reception at apartment after words
“Remember it was sad”
“Did we serve piggies in a blanket, Emma made them.” EMMA
Gummy bears in cupholder
Were you smaller once?
Green beans mashed potatoes
EMMA n white, Mia in green
Lewis in green
There’s also green bean casserole and watermelon
Emma broke her arm
Mias grades went down, only in spelling
Lewis got laid off, landlord sold the building
Van needed new fuel pump, real expensive
Lost our mother rofl
Hands down the worst thing thats ever happened to them
“Everyone has bad days, you just have to trust that the next one is a little bit better. You gotta stay positive. Positive! Put your faith in your family and there’s nothing we can’t overcome”
“Dindle’s Luck is about to change.”
Mia spills milk
“Idiot!” Stop playing around and be careful
FIRE!!!
Gramma puts it out with lemonade.
Dad hits the candle and it lights the shit on fire.
Pink blanket - Emma wears polkadot pants. Mia has flowers on shirt, so does the gramma. She wears white.
MIA SEES THE SPARKLES
“Space, the final frontier.”
Emma has pink quilted blanket.
Work montage -
Chores ,grandma in demin overalls
4:26 AM. Mia falls over suitcase, Emma falls over box
Pond, tractor,
Blue overalls green shirt Mia caries feed bag with goat eating it - goat is brown with a white spot
Emma gets sprayed in the GD face by an udder
Mia got a bucket of water. Goat says fuck off.
Mia steps in shit. BLUE BANADNA
She falls in shit
Emma finds carrots gross - also there are a shit ton of bugs she has blue plaid on.
Mia finds shoe
Mia finds a toaster
Mia finds a scuba flipper
They grab hay
17 bails of hay fall on them
They go to bed at 7
Rise in shine for school at 7
They hang out sleeping I guess? Mia has a black shirt with flowers. She sees a fucking creep
Emma has a green shirt with one green flower she has a teal phone case, looks like an android.
BUS 9023
Bakpack is pink and blue and light blue
PATRICK on seat - “name of the seat.”
Window is BEN (in green)
Book is JULIE in purple and blue outline.
Big lunch table named Kimmy.
Scissors — “Jeff”
Girl with blue pixie stick
Honestly fucking gross
Finishing breakfast.
Moon Valley Elementary School
Jimmy j John gave 16 bushels of huckleberries to Sally Mae Sue, who gave 11 to Marry Sally Mae, who returned three to Jimmy J John before spotting six to Sally Mary Mae’s bro, Johnny Jim Sue. Mia, how many bushels may Mary Sally Mae have?
What’s a huckleberry?
How do you spell “Coulee”
She misspells with K.
Mia has the big brush “What am I painting, a house?”
“The magic of art isn’t what you see, but what you make other people see.”
The assignment was to paint a dog.
Dog went home, that’s his mess.
S on pink boxes.
At some point Emma got a fucking coat
First grade, box of cookies to school the that I put on the stoop and I didn’t know that a rat got inside etc Xbox and ate and pooped and then when I opened up the box it jumped out a and bit Mrs Brenner on the pinky toe and gave her rabies? - That was a better school day. Even for Mrs. Brenner.
Pizza please, its run out. Bet you wished fo
KIMMY HAS A SICK FUCKING JACKT WITH A SNAKE ON IT and red fringe.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I fucking love Kimmy.
Our mom… is dead.
“Sucks to be you.”
POSTER SAYS REACH FOR THE STARS IN THE BACK
Pig has a sailor outfit lol
House is white with green trim and brick base
Wheat-os in the background
Run to the store to get my pills or help me pluck this bird mias bike is pink, Emma sis blue
Bernie’s Rock Creek Resort
Johnny Appleseed planted red Granny Smiths. - Wilie
His friend has a red bandana.
Willie has a cowboy hat
Patrick? Works at the store.
ORDER FOR JOHANSEN
Willie wants Mia to talk to him like a fucking creep
His other friend has a green necktie
And the balk onewears beige
Rose’s kin!
Spit and shake.
Howdy
You a spitfire, like her, too? I mean I reckon.
Granny is sweet as molasses
The woods behind them, there’s something magical about them.
He’s pulling your leg, pretty sunshine.
Willie claims to see last week UFOs behind McGuires pumpkin patch
Could have been a phantom or a ET poltergeist hybrid
“You are a believer”
Moon Valley Bridge
Built 1972
They meet Kimmy on the bridge.
Yellow blue and red flower on basket for Mia’s
PRISCILLA!!!! FUCKING KIMODO DRAGON HOLY SHIT
SHE HAS A FUCKING TUTU
So I guess she fucking took both the bikes?
Emma forgot her phone
She wants to go back t Chicago.
Emma hates her dad for making them come here.
Fucking granny with the pig
Got mugged by a dragon.
They pound it
There are butterflies on the wall. I n the background there is a pink giaffe.
There is a pink cat on a blue otter
Bird cage
Lizard behind bead
Lights on wall
Dad sits on squeaky frog and says Ribbit.
The cot is yellowfinsw
Emma hates artichokes but Mia still likes them
Louis shows a photo album with crazy grandma and a pic of her mother on the ranch that was for sure taken a day ago
Emma misses her mom
Dad has a black phone and takes a pic
Rose falls
Pig has a fucking flamingo pajamas on
Floral pattern n couch
Worrying is just like a rocking horse, its something to do to get you nowhere
You just gotta believe th next one is gonna be a little bit better.
You got a spark. Even when she got so sick, she didn’t think that anything was impossible.
Impossible is always possible?
Its night and sparkles are BACK and BETTER THAN EVER
Mia takes Emma’s phone. Which is suddenly not in a blue.
PIG HAS RAINBOW FAIRY WINGS AND IS ON THE LOOSE
Monroe guides her to the SPARKLES
It DO be a unicorn
Emma has hearts on her blanket.
Its 4 am, they don’t have to get up until 4:20 am.
“I was holding a pig who cares”
Oh only Mia can see the fucking unicorn, that makes sense.
Dad wears green in bed
Grandma sees the unicorn. White colt unicorn.
8 track - is actually a VHS
Back of the back of the bait and feed. Sasquatch ?
“No wy that tape holds 8 movies.”
Size 17 nikes. Sloping forhead
1929 is when the resort opened
Accupril, zolcor, prilosec, piroxicam, lyrica, toprol, collage, Stelara, ocuvite, cardiomix, maalox rheumatrex, Humira, lurozipam
The horn has. A lot of protein. They like ketchup. They come from Valhalla or Pittsburgh. Don’t feed them chocolate.
Equus Monoclonius
Mia says she is doing a school report.
Natives said the horn, or alicorn, when touched, has healing powers.
Vampire - if you remove the horn and drink its blood, you’ll have eternal life like a vampire
And they both fly - no thats a pegasus
You thought the yeti was a Barbara Streisand movie, that was Elizabeth Presley.
Priscilla PRescley, Liz Taylor
He got the hiccups
They walk past two gas pumps.
Toaster from Crazy Dave’s Appliance.
Elixir is like a magic power.
Their farts smell like cotton candy -
Unicorn was in the Bible 9 times
Da Vinci said how to capture one.
It will go to a weeping damsel
Omfg she’s crying
“You don’t have to believe in unicorns, but you could please try to believe in me.”
Emma helps so that she can convince their father to bring them back to Chicago
Spit shake gross
Will Rose Benet - a pue and innocent damsel in a white dress sits weeping under a tree, flowers woken in her hair.
Spin the bottle at Martha Thompsons birthday party makes Emma not innocent.
Emma pulls Mia’s hair to have her cry.
They miss mom and cry
Orange and yellow flower in her eyes.
“You saw it right?” Emma lied.
The unicorn APPEARS it is HERE
Blue and fucking pink sparkles, the horse is LIT.
They have a black and green leash
ITS CAPTURED!!
It doesn’t like it but I think its happening.
SETTLE!
They pet it
Its foot is hurt
The horn feels really “real.”
Princess Rainbow Sparkle - Mia
It’s a boy
By its horn lol (she saw the dick!)
ROCCO!!!!!!
WAKE UP YO
Dad wears chicago shirt blue - 1908 Cubs
DAD DONT SEE THE MAGIC.
He sees a rope flapping in the wind.
Dad is like fuck these kids
“Maybe only kids can see it.”
She’s still wearing a bridal gown lol
“Maybe its time to rethink the Easter Bunny.”
Green floral towel with leaves. Trying to feet the unicorn
“Looks like someone doesn’t want to stay.”
“The yearling.”
Of course the mom played with one too
He got a sprain - how did this happen?
Nobody owns a unicorn
They do what they want when the want.
The mom’s unicorn attracted desperate desperados.
OMFG The mom used her archery to stop him from getting the unicorn. FUCK THAT DUDE
The arrow is pink and yellow.
This is a mighty powerful creature. It is very easy to take advantage. There is a reason they are not seen by humans. Most folks are not prepared to handle this magic.
The unicorn hates the blood talk
Misfortune will follow you everywhere, cursed for eternity.
Ruby and diamond collar.
Do not take advantage!!!
Say your prayers - three siamese cats on green poster. Mia has a tan teddy ear
The unicorn is moody in green lighting
Uses the horn to get out like a fucking beast
Monroe
Paco the goat
Sheryl the cow
All the chickens
Harry Joanne hunter Sean Stephanie big Ronnie little Ronnie Tony Walter medium-sized Ronnie
Most of all mommy for sending Rocco from heaven
The unicorn decides it must stay because it must help the child
And it goes back inside lol
Emma wears dark pink plaid
Mia has a blue denim jacket
They have eggs and bacon and toast and orange juice
The unicorn plays with the pig
NO MILK
The unicorn is like lets plant some shit
NOW WE HAVE MLK
Unicorn is by the tomatoes.
Good carrots. GROSS
Blue bucket with yellow star and red circle
Rocco looks fucking fake
Rocco throws the hay on top
We balancing eggs now apparently with a chicken on the unicorns back
100 eggs every time and 10 balancing on MIA 1 on head.
Needle in the haystack by 4:27 sec world record?
I guess the unicorn is going to school now
Mia in pink dress with hr blue backpack.
Emma in blue and floral, light blue backpack
Moon Valley Public Schools
COWBOY HAT MAN IS HERE
Patrick is in the single seat for some reason
Rocco is marking the fucking seat
The window got closed because everyone was about to get smooshed with mud
GROSS
6 / 2 (1+1) = ?
2x + 3 over 4 = x+7 over 3
a2+b2=c2
Please Excuse my Dear Aunt Sally
PEMDAS
The answer is 6.
The painting by Emma is the two unicorns.
STROOPWAFEL spelling bee.
Unicorn is spelling them out lol in purple
The unicorn is happy
Rocco gets her some fucking pizza x3
“Magic is believing in yourself. If you an do that, you can make anything happen” on the sun in the living room
“Sucks to be you”
Willie as a black bandana now
BIG FOOT mention
WILLIE SEES THE UNICORN
Delico brand on the shelf.
Chupacabra, or the leprechaun on the motorcycle?
“My mistake.” Dang cataracts.
Rocco is not it. He won’t eat the fucking carrot.
He lays down he is tired
FUCKING HAT MAN!! IS HERE AGAIN its not willie
DOLPHIN ON NIGHT STAND
ALERT: DOLPHIN ON NIGHTSTAND
Moaning outside?
Mia has a real flashlight wearing pink
Omfg
Omfg omfg omfg
Making out under the fucking blanket.
BUD is there making out with Rose. I don’t think Bud is the unicorn grabber??
BUD is not the bad guy.
Monroe has a grey sweater with red and white stripe. I like that the house doesn’t look the same
TE BAD GUY IS THIS DUDE
WHO THE FUCK R U BRO
WHO YOU BE
Scorpion belt buckle
Oh wait now its willie
OKAY SO I THINK BUD IS THE BAD ONE BUT WILLIE IS ALSO PRETTY BAD
Unicorn fucking HATES this
He’s like gimme that horn
And the unicorn is like pls no lol
Willie is like this is great
The unicorn is very much not into it.
He is groaning
Oooooh he has no back pain. He got some youth!!!
No arthritis. He wants the horn
He got hair too.
Omfg blue and yellow arrow. Rose shoots him. Willie does a front flip and then leans back on the ladder.
WAIT when she aims they are red but when they hit they are blue lol
He jumps out the top attic hatch and front flips over a hay barrel and then front flips over a fence. I think she shoots 5 times.
The unicorn is here to play
The pig is in the BED, naked
The unicorn pokes the DAD
Okay 6 shots
Rose is winded
Willie goes up a tree
Willie goes… in a tree?
Willie is cornered. Rose is wobbly. She shoots one more time and FALLS
She has 7.
Heart is giving out.
YEAH
Willie you POS
Adios Rose, you gonna let her fucking die dude?
Asshole now I know why this is pg-13
Red flashing outside. Louis finds rose
12:35 AM!!!
Rose goes to the hospital. Unicorn is unpleased.
TOUCH THE HORN GRANDMA
The one(1) Black person in this film is the EMT
Wow these girls are gonna be fucking traumatize lol. Fall in love with ur dead mom’s mom and lets kill her off too
OKAY they are at a rodeo
Brown bull with black outfit rider
Willie is like I wanna fucking bull ride
If he wins he gets 8 secs with the Vermont
He fucking breaks this dudes arm
Circus clown next to him with a white hat
The wind goes from south to north
Cowgirl in purple with a white hat. HMia wants to fix her heart.
The hospital is like 100 miles away
Mia makes a good point. If she can fix it, why not? What’s the plan, sis
DISGUISE:
The unicorn has a god damn top hat.
HOPPY TOPPER on the front.
The hat has a yellow flower and green/orange/yellow ribbon
The leg is healed, they should bring it back to the forest says Emma
Omfg Kimmy
Red skit, black shirt, grey denim jacket, red hat
16.11 from piggy bank
Nails done at 4 for Priscilla.
She has a rainbow glitter fanny pack. And cheetah scarf.
It’s the spirit of their diseased mother
Kimmy doesn’t believe in spirits.
Jab the bully’s left shit. Right butt cheek. Left shin. Right knee. Smack her face. Stomp her foot.
They do the mess with the bull line again
Okay so they are at Willie’s resort or whatever - Mia puts her hat on the unicorn
2/7 is the worst hand in poker
Willie didn’t go to bingo!!!
These guys wear the same thing lol
Patrick is in a blue cap first time seeing him with a hat. Emma wants to grab the truck from him.
Land on heads 20 times in a row to get the help. Omg she stole Kimmy’s bag
Grey truck.
They go with a nickel and then triple or nothing.
Patrick is over the coin. They are gonna stay off the highway. Who is driving?? Omg Emma no
Okay the lady at the rodeo wears a red polka dot top with little florals.
97 Willie does pull ups.
“Tried unicorn at Coachela”
Willie wears black with red roses on shirt.
He looks like he is on meth tbh
There is a stack of 6 red solo cups, red collar,
Willie looks in his knife as a mirror
Dude u suck
He does a slide.
RED TRUCK
HORSE CARRIAGE
Patrick is over it. They are not doing well
Unicorn fart and she hate a carrot.
They go off road
Stop farting.
There is a heart shape on the floor cause of the fart and they are gonna hit a Tree
The engine shuts off finally
“This is impossible”
28 cows?
Pink poop
Clive’s Towing And Recovery
Green uniform
3 hours of labor $367
Still short of $100
They win lottery tickets
1:05:00 is where the fucking lottery companies
We have a sprite can that is not a sprite can
Will lost his hair
Kimmy is back and wants to join forces rofl 1:06:38 - bad guy montage
Moon valley emergency
4th floor
Rocco goes in the elevator
All the patients are good in the elevator there are 4
Mr Bachman simple, gall bladder. He saw a unicorn.
Green scrub
6 babies stop crying
fAKE unicorn AHH
Two more black ppl got healed
Kids unit
Fourth POC
Unicorn wants to fix the boy
Pinwheel with brown teddy bear
Oooooh they fit all the POC in this scene
FIX THE KIDS
Resident Franklin, report to ward two
FIX GRAMMA
TOUCH THE HORN ??
This wil fx you - I got my own magic.
“I’m just gonna run on my pmts”
Forgetting your past makes it easier to let go
The horn is short and colorless. He’s running out of good fortune.
Get him back to the woods to his herd and his mama before its too late
They are blocked by 5 horses and the Boyz
Willie is here
All the men are now bc of the fucking unicorn.
They brought it to the casino and everyone wins
Call me Mr. Cool
Tripple Red 7s
Pig with red flannel scarf
Uncle Jeff and Aunt Erika wants them to stay with them and get them on track.
Littlefoot Casino
Shit I got a work call so the end is a mystery