Guess I have to wait here for you

I dunno. I've never known a Rose to be subtle at anything, so that remains to be seen. And, yes, how could I ever forget the unimaginably iconic Madison Rose. Schitt's Creek should give her a spin off.

Next on my list is Momo.

Oh, Momo. Why you gonna pick Momo and not be a Momo? So much wasted potential. A Momo would never apologize. A Momo would never plead for safety. A Momo would lie, cheat, steal and twist everyone's minds to advance in the game.

Stop being nice and be a Momo.

2 outta 10 Internet Legend points for Momo.

Momo is such an odd character choice but I rather enjoy it. What is a Momo though?

The "Momo Challenge" was a hoax and an Internet urban legend about a nonexistent social media challenge that was spread on Facebook and other media outlets. It was reported that children and adolescents were being enticed by a user named Momo to perform a series of dangerous tasks including violent attacks, self-harm and suicide.

Next up, Lauren Icantspellherlastname.

This is a dark horse. I don't think she ever talks. I think I've seen three posts total from her since the game started. I suspect she's gonna blend into the background just like she did in Fifth Harmony and then emerge from the shadows to slay at the end. She's no Normani, but she's got promise.

5 outta 10 Cabellos.

I'm 100% bummed. I just looked at Momo's profile pic and they appear to be the Momo that was a winged lemur and a loyal companion of Avatar Aang and his friends and not the fun make everyone want to jump outta a window Momo of internet legend.

Taking all my points back now and Momo needs to start impressing me from scratch again.

Amy Schumer wrote:

The "Momo Challenge" was a hoax and an Internet urban legend about a nonexistent social media challenge that was spread on Facebook and other media outlets. It was reported that children and adolescents were being enticed by a user named Momo to perform a series of dangerous tasks including violent attacks, self-harm and suicide.

Yea, this was the Momo I was expecting pregame and I was sad when we got stuck with the Digimon instead.

Amy Schumer wrote:

Next up, Lauren Icantspellherlastname.

This is a dark horse. I don't think she ever talks.  I think I've seen three posts total from her since the game started.  I suspect she's gonna blend into the background just like she did in Fifth Harmony and then emerge from the shadows to slay at the end.  She's no Normani, but she's got promise.

5 outta 10 Cabellos.  

Lauren was literally residing at the bottom of my rankings until this last week when she randomly won the PoV and totally messed up everyone’s plans. I assume she would have been an easy boot had she stayed on the block but she came in with a clutch win.

That's everybody, right? We're done?

Kidding.

Klaus. I love Klaus. I do. I was sad he was not the Klaus of The Originals fame, because he coulda bossed his way to a win.

I do like this Klaus. He reminds me a wee bit of Jim Halpert from Season 2. And nice guys can finish last if they play their cards right.

He's one of my favorites this season. Klaus gets 9 outta 10 umbrellas.

Chanel, you vapid whore. Where did you go? I'm not ranking people by myself. Hell, I don't even remember who's left in the game to rank.

Slip on your house robe lined with feathers and get in here.

Sorry, I needed some beauty sleep. Let’s continue this!

Klaus is alright in this game and I do appreciate his obvious bromance with Riku. I think they were a fun duo and I’m curious to see how he fares in this game without his bro.

Well, he seems to be faring ok. Peter, Barney and Klaus vault to the top of my leader board for proving themselves in this endurance comp. This shit ain't easy. I wonder how long all three of them will go before deals are made.

If they were smart they’d work on something now. Endurance comps are not mean to test who can stay awake the longest. It’s about who can prove to be the most convincing and trustworthy. Everyone left in this challenge are dumb if they don’t try to work something out.

They tried hours ago. Barney and Klaus could not come to an agreement, so they soldier on.

Eliza stayed awake for a spell, also. Good for her. She's been under the radar.

They did not try hard enough then.

Nope. They're still going. Bless