Fessy's Thread

Yo. I put a pot of coffee on for ya. Enjoy your stay and don't forget to tip the housekeeper.

*farts "

I am deceased now.

*stuffs slices of bologna into the pillowcases*

"Opens a can of tuna and hides it under the bed'

*pours Nair into the mini shampoo bottles*

*puts fire ants in the sheets*

Stacia, I didn't give him any sheets, yo.

But he got pillowcases?

Listen, I'm not a total brute.

"Hides the gel for his hair"

Fessy I hope you get Back doored by Tiara

Same.

I coulda won this one. I know what all of those are.

Same. I knew Barack right away

Omg, we totally messed up this thread with random posts.

*stuffs a towel into the toilet and flushes it*