Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Johnny ended up winning HOH which is honestly fine with me. I know my BFF Christian was worried about him winning but for my personal game it didn’t bother me at all. And it did show that Johnny is going to be a beast in competitions, so he’s going to have a huge target on his back. I think he’s going to need to win out in order to make finals. Am I scared? No!! I’m fine with keeping him around as long as he doesn’t come for me. Everyone knows my biggest weakness, besides my ego, is my challenge prowess, and if I have him doing all my dirty work, then I have less to worry about. He does seem to get a Fiend-esque tantrum when things don’t go his way which is hilarious and I hope to exploit that more over time. Fuel the fires a bit and get him to randomly target someone for no reason. Not necessarily strategic, more so for my own personal amusement. I just need to find out who his allegiances are to. For someone who is like “I’m going to make enemies” and “I don’t trust many people here”, he sure did cop out with the nominations of DUA, KELLY, and POPE! Like wtf?!? THOSE are your biggest threats? PLS.

Kelly and Pope are easily the worst players. I have never heard anything from them until tonight. Kelly is like “oh hey girl how are you? How’s the weather? Oh btw I got nominated lol ^_^”. STFU. And then Pope is like “I got nominated once again and I would like us to get to develop our relationship and get closer.” Like betch didn’t you say that last time you were nominated and then you ghosted me? It’s clear you used the same generic message every time. They’re both equally annoying and I wish this was still the double evictions so they can both go. The thing Kelly has going for her is the fact she has the girls alliance and for whatever reason the girls think she is Jesus Christ or something. I don’t see it at all but it’s whatever. I’m not going to be dumb and lead the anti-Kelly campaign. I’m pretty sure she’s involved in some of these rumored girl alliances. You know, the actual threats! Not this sloppy thirteen person women’s alliance that Trish drunkenly compiled after snorting a line of coke. And then Pope is only good with me because of our group alliance but he’s made it clear I am not anything to him since he hadn’t messaged me individually. And then he’s Michael’s final two and Michael is a whole ass mess too. I think I should have done that stupid double or nothing then so I could just say I couldn’t vote.

Anyway here are my quick thoughts on everyone left in the game (in alphabetical order):

Adam Sandler - He’s super annoying to talk to and all he does is want to ask me game questions and offer nothing in return. I used to think he was charming but he’s just awful.

April Kepner - I do not trust her as far as I can throw her but she’s a girl so we can use that flimsy excuse to stay in good terms for now!!

Beast Boy - Easily one of my favorite allies in the game and I know he is probably some scheming mastermind but as long as I keep following his orders for now, then I can feign my awareness and try to pull a fast one before he gets me first.

Christian Hubicki - Also one of my favorite allies except he’s a lot more squirrelly. I’m fine with him being a hot mess and overaligned. I think as long as he knows I’m okay with him being all over the place then he’ll continue to trust me. I don’t care if he doesn’t stick with the cool kids club because I’m not about forcing him to play my game or anyone else’s, but my only request is he doesn’t come for me!!

Dua Lipa - I actually didn’t trust her at all but for whatever reason she’s been trying to get closer to me which is either out of worry or she genuinely likes Jackie. I can’t tell right now but as long as she thinks I absolutely adore her then I’m not worried.

Hange Zoë - I don’t trust them much at all and the fact that they wanted to nominate me still annoys me even though we have moved past that. They randomly want us to be in different alliances together but I find it interesting that I can see them act different ways in different alliances. Like they are pro-Dua in one instance and then with Johnny they’re not! Interesting!!!

Hottie - Clearly overaligned but she hasn’t done anything to me so I’m fine with her. Plus I think she’s a riot!!!

Johnny Lawrence - Mentioned above!!

Kelly Kapoor - Same!!!

Klaus Mikaelson - Started off as someone I would do whatever for but he’s been more inactive and less responsive. I hate sending like four messages back to back and getting nothing. If he doesn’t pick it up then he can go!!

Michael B Jordan - I don’t necessarily trust Michael either and I’m sure I’m not his number one (his rankings list can prove that xoxo). I just don’t want to be on the bottom of his list!!

Pope Heyward - Mentioned above!!

Rob Cesternino - I’m starting to trust him more but I have no idea who his allies are. But he did admit to the Madison vote which I already knew, courtesy of Beast. I want to try to get closer to him so I can see where his head is.

Robin Scherbatsky - she’s been slowly pulling away and I have no idea what’s going on with her but I’m hoping we can get closer soon. I actually do like her the most out of the women but she’s made it clear she trusts the women’s alliance which I don’t so that’ll eventually come to a head.

Scooby Doo - He seems pretty nice and all and I don’t have anything bad to say about him. He seems to be Beast’s right hand man which is both good and bad!! If I stay in their good side then I have nothing to worry about but later down the line (and I’m talking about MUCH later), then I need him/beast to split.

Skeeter Valentine - Mess but he seems to trust me and he’s not coming for me. He’d go after the women which is fine, but I need him to go after someone like April or Kelly. I’ve had literally no conversation with them. Don’t waste your energy on Hottie!!

Stefan Salvatore - We don’t talk consistently but it’s whatever. I have no problem voting him out but I also have no problem reaching out to him if I need anything!

SZA - She seems to have her hands dipped everywhere and if she did vote out Madison then she’s lying to me about it even though we voted the same and it shows I’m not as close to her as she’d like to think.

Veronica Mars - Seems to be playing the game most similar to mine. She’s definitely double dipping and I see her so I told her I got her back!! Hopefully that doesn’t backfire on me!!